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Jon Runyan, Heath Shuler: Big Dumb Jock Now Congressman Big Dumb Jock

Keyport, NJ resident Miel Rosania was just finishing her bacon and eggs at a local diner when a huge, Sasquatch-looking monster approached her. Armed with Mace, Rosania waited for the right moment to douse the hideous beast when he said, "Hi, I'm...

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Former Teammate Steve McNair Refuses To Endorse Jon Runyan For Congress

3rd District Republican Congressional candidate Jon Runyan prides himself on his ability to protect those in his care, just like how he protected NFL quarterbacks, as a lineman for the Oilers, Eagles and Chargers. There's no such thing as karma...

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Jon Runyan Is Running for Congress... Seriously? That Can't Be True... Let Me Just Look It...Holy Sh-t, It's True.

Keyport, NJ--- Former Eagles Offensive lineman Jon Runyan is running for Congress as the Republican nominee for New Jersey's 3rd congressional district. Runyan is a former offensive lineman with the Oilers, Philadelphia Eagles and San Diego Char...

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