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The Ron Jeremy - Holly Sampson Porn Film "Hole-in-One" Has Been Named The Best X-Rated Movie on Both Sides of The Mississippi River

SANTA MONICA, California - Vilandro Gorianzanni, the Italian director who directed the Ron Jeremy - Holly Sampson x-rated motion picture Hole-in-One says that he has just received word that his movie has just been voted the best x-rated film on both...

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Heidi Montag, Vanessa Hudgens, and Holly Sampson To Star With Frankie Avalon In His 73rd Beach Movie - "Beach Blanket Viagra"

HOLLYWOOD - Frankie Avalon, a 50s and 60s movie icon, who appeared in almost every single beach movie ever made has just been signed to appear in Beach Blanket Viagra, which will be his 73rd beach movie. Appearing with Avalon will be Heidi Montag,...

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Holly Sampson: Tiger's Golf Digest tips 'hard to swallow'

Orlando, Fla - (Fore! Play): "Man, he's hot - a real handfull!" Of Human Bondage sports reality TV star Holly Sampson said today. "Kinda makes me empathise with Monica Lewinsky, minus the cigar bit, of course!" The stunning leggy blonde's sta...

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