Watching TV while suffering from acute constipation and waiting to go to the ER, I came up with what may be my most clever pun yet. I just finished watching Henrik Ibsen's "An Enemy of the People," and considering my condition I've slightly chang…
TAMPA, Fl. - The Florida couple who came clean this week about their addiction to coffee enemas has released a short list of the highly anticipated names of coffee blends that they shoot into their colons via anus up to four times a day. Wife Tamm...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, YouTube megadrunk, alcoholic word slurrer, wobbly bike riding runner-up (2008) and alleged 'dental bridge or denture victim' got the shock of his life today after going for his first colonic irrigation session at the Dr...
The United Fudge Packer Union, which represents millions of fudge packers in the USA, today issued a declaration of support for a product that might revolutionize the fudge packing industry. At no time in the history of fudge packing has there ever b...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - The city of San Francisco has begun mobilizing for an imminent wave of peanut butter enemas on the heels of an article recently published at The Spoof, said P. Ross Tate, a city official. "San Francisco has a... Oh, I don't kno...
Hollywood, California, an apparent new craze, that appears to have originated in fraternity hazing rituals and propagated by Hollywood 'cool' people has gripped the nation. Enema parties, that involve group enemas and mass bowel expulsions are curre...
thespoof.com Entertainment and Gossip segment has announced its winning poem in reaction to the 2008 contributions to the column:...
Houston, Texarse - (Reuterus): A woman accused of killing her alcoholic husband by giving him sherry enemas told a Brazoria County District Court today that alcoholic purges were "all the rage" in her part of town "just like the coloni...
President Bush gave an unprecedented press release from the Oval Office bathroom today. In his historic address, he confessed to being a long-time victim of the controversial fad of self-administered molasses enemas.
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