Josh Hawley has signed a new deal with Insurrection Deodorant, a subsidiary of Halliburton Oil Invasion Solutions and Proud Boys Clothing Line. Does your deodorant let you down just when the mob is forming and storming? Does being a two-faced p…
Lynx have created a new anti-deodorant that means people will always, constantly smell of B.O, all day, everyday. Traditional sprays or roll-ons aim to either mask pongs or block the pores to stop sweaty armpits. But a new formula has been desi...
Many people have called New Jersey the "Armpit of America" for several reasons: 1. The state creates too much garbage and wastes. 2. It has more than a hundred toxic waste dumps, which is the highest of all the states. 3. It is the largest chemi...
The Dial Corporation has announced plans to introduce Left Guard deodorant. Left Guard will be positioned for the sports enthusiast, and TV commercials will feature famous left-handed athletes such as Reggie Jackson, Bruce Jenner, Bill Walton an...
Real Madrid and Man United's ex super-star was observed at a tennis match in Madrid with his scorching, red-hot Russian girlfriend and she obviously turned him on so much he failed the "AXE" test. Photos of Ronaldo looking like he'd just finished...
The cause of a mystery Boeing 737 crash en route to Dallas is no closer to resolution. Flight investigators listened to cockpit audio between Captain Jane Way and First Office Odor Pitt. Pitt who was late for his flight showed up to duty sweati...
In a controversial press conference today, CEO of Lynx deodorant, Hubert Smith, confessed that his product would not guarantee multitudes of women. This admission comes after pending class action law suits against the company by hundreds of women-...
WALMART CONVENTION CENTRE, NEW YORK-The lead presentation team at advertising firm Johnson and Smith unveiled Right Guard's Autumn line of odor-disguising sprays today to a rapturous reception from their peers in the world of marketing. Developed in...
NEW YORK CITY - TV ClickerWorld Magazine has just announced that the actor who appears on the Old Spice Deodorant commercials has been voted as 'The Most Obnoxious Man In The World.' The ex-barbecue diner owner, Isaiah Mustafa, received 43,668 vot...
DENVER, Co -Scientists have developed a map of the smell emanating from different regions of the human body, according to my source, Dr. Sten Chisbad, of Boulder. Some of the smells help keep us healthy by playing a key role in social functions, s...
Washington DC: US House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has met with representatives (not lobbyists) of America's largest deodorant manufacturers. "A stinking world crisis is looming, which we need $5 Billion to alleviate" said the meeting participants as they...
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