I can reveal that £100,000-a-week Manchester United footballer Wayne Rooney is furious that his childhood sweetheart and girlfriend Coleen McLoughlin has left him for me. Coleen is fed up with Rooney's lying and cheating and dalliances with prostitut...
A bidding war has broken out between the celebrity magazines over the first photographs of Wayne Rooney and wife Coleen's rumoured new baby. The wife of the England and Manchester United star is said to be three months' pregnant. But neither of th...
There were shocking scenes in Manchester Town Centre on Friday afternoon when Colleen Rooney (nee McLaughlin), the glamorous wife of footballing legend and award-winning writer Wayne, lashed out at a shop assistant after he refused to give her a refu...
Wayne Rooney and his new wife Coleen are at the centre of a huge health scare tonight, after it was announced that the unlucky pair have tested positive for Foot & Mouth disease.
The entire World awoke this morning in disbelief after learning that Robert Mugabe was yesterday the Best Man at Wayne and Coleen's Wedding which was held at the beautiful fortress of Villa Durazzo overlooking Santa Margherita on the Italian Rivi...
Football star Wayne Rooney got married in Italy to his childhood sweetheart, a plate of ravioli, at lunchtime today. The ceremony took place in the Ristorante Unapizza in Portofino, and the footballer's best man was a tube of cannelone, filled wi...
Wayne Rooney, the Manchester United and England centre forward, has married his childhood sweetheart, a pig named Colly, in a ceremony at the 17th Century Villa Durazzo in the Italian town of Portofino, the mayor of...
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