BILLINGSGATE POST: For some, it was the best of times. But for one writer, it was the wurst of times. The fickle wiener of fate had passed her by like a runaway Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. Unable to reconcile a mother’s admonition that “If you don’t h…
BILLINGSGATE POST: In the Middle East, where internecine intrigue is known to cloud even the most obvious solution, it is quite possible that both the Turkish government and the Saudi royalty have already made a deal that neatly absolves any connect...
Of all the gin joints in the world, Randy Moss walks into Gillette Stadium. Coach Bill Belichick will look morose as he orders Tom Brady to play it again. Tom likely said to Bill, "We'll always have 2007." Like the notorious café in Casablanca,...
With Barack Obama playing Rick Blaine, the leading role made famous by Humphrey Bogart, as a cynical New American President in the Casa Blanca. "Change we must!" is his opening line. Ugarte (Veep Biden), a petty criminal, arrives in Rick's clu...
In the winter of 1943, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, Winston Churchill and Charles De Gaulle converged on Casablanca to discuss Allied war plans. After an arduous day of strategies and tactics, they shuffled off to Rick's "Cafe Americaine" in order to unwind. After a couple of rounds of aperitifs, Charles ambled over to the piano and began tinkling on the "ivories." Unbeknownst to everyone, there...
The classic Hollywood romance movie Casablanca is to be given a Bollywood makeover, renamed and rereleased in traditional Indian cinema format, complete with 26 new and unending 'musical...
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