SPRINGIELD, Massachusetts (ABSNN) - A nude dancer performing an "amazing, near flawless split" accidentally passed gas and nearby table candles ignited the fart "causing a huge natural gas explosion at the Scores Gentlemen's Club," say fire fighters...
Reg Dwight is to have his life filmed and his 'Gay' followers just can't wait to see him, his husband, Freddy Mercury, Boy George, George Michael, Ricky Martin, etc, all in action at some of the "parties" he held at his mansion. Reg's life is "...
In a surprise news announcement, Elton John has stepped up to speak on behalf of his troubled friend, George Michael, in an effort to drum up some support for the imprisoned singer/songwriter. Elton has said that he "empathises a great deal with G...
After the tragic death of Sarah MacNamara's pet budgerigar this week in Liverpool, Sir Elton Swan released this song as a tribute to the People's Budgie: 'Budgie In The Wind Goodbye Scallywag Though I never knew you at all You had the grace to preen yourself And chase a wee toy ball Cat sneaked out of the shadows And made a grab for your wing You flew back to the kitchen And still c...
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