Salisbury, MD - Local roommate Mike Harron "is really having trouble believing the guy dodged all those fucking shots." The Salisbury University junior, "honestly cannot believe that just fucking happened." "He was on the ground in last stand, wha...
An undisclosed source today revealed that First Lady Michele Obama has invited Casey Anthony, recently released accused child killer, to "hide out" in the White House in Washington, D.C. Mrs. Obama stated, "Barack and I are never there, so someone...
An enraged spokesperson for the NAACP issued a proclamation today calling for the immediate recall of all copies of the popular video game 'Black Ops'. "When will this cultural racist stereotyping end" he cried in anguish, at one point moved to...
While trying to act as internal peacekeeper and playing political chess with the United States on whether he wants to participate in ridding his country of known terrorists, Hamid Karzai has reportedly admitted to being addicted to the new computer g...
A week after the release of the new Call of Duty: Black Ops video game and with thousands of reports already for joystick addiction, a New York Doctor has put together a rehabilitation program to help wean these depraved video gamers off the "Black O...
British Deputy PM Nick Clegg accused the insanely popular Call of Duty video games for yesterday's shocking riots at Westminster: and nothing else. Clegg, who was left on his own in a very "Home Alone" esque manner whilst Big Dave went to China, w...
The television ad for Activision's blockbuster 'Call of Duty: Black Ops' video game is breathtaking. Unfortunately, it is also a gigantic load of sh-t, says anti-loads of sh-t in advertising activists. The commercial which opens to the strains of...
The biggest game launched in the UK, Call of Duty Black Ops, was released on Wednesday morning at midnight (or Tuesday night at midnight, depending on the store), to scenes of thousands of eager Call of Duty fans, of Codders as they call themselves.
The long awaited sequel to the wildly successful combat game is set to hit store shelves next week, though insiders across the gaming community were shocked to hear that cheat codes for expanded weapons were made available today. Insiders to the C...
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