Northern Ireland - (Conspiracy Theory Mess): Was Cumbria wackjob Derrick Bird one of the original Bloody Sunday shooters investigated by the Saville Inquiry? "We'll probably never know," MoD mandarins muttered inscrutably as reporters besieged Whi...
Belfast - (Rioters): Bloodsucking MoD leeches loyal to preposterous Hellfire Club grandee Prince Philip were behind it. That's the gist of the 38 year, £200 million probe the Saville Inquiry conducted by the 'Jim Will Fix It' cousin of Margaret Th...
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