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The Houston Astros and the Seattle Mariners Both Make Baseball Commissioner Rob Manfred a Great Big Promise

HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) - Reps for both the Seattle Mariners and the Houston Astros have promised MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred that they will no longer participate in bench-clearing brawls. According to Dottie Bazooka, with Sports Balls Illustra…

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MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred Says He Has No Idea What to Do About All of These Stupid, On-Going Bench-Clearing Brawls

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - Rob Manfred, commissioner of Major League Baseball, told ESPN-4 that the biggest problem he is facing is the incessant epidemic outbreak of bench-clearing brawls. He stated that he has made it abundantly clear to…

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