Scientists in Little Big Toe, Arkansas, have been busy during lockdown developing a new fun form of the trampoline for Aardvarks. 'It is not really for aardvarks ' said lead scientist, Brick Underlay, 'it is for all animals, but we felt that, in t…
NORFOLK, Virginia - Word coming out of the Republic of China is that their space program has just launched a spacecraft into the atmosphere. The Rick Shaw News Agency has stated that the spaceship Yao Ming #1 was sent into outer space with an aard...
In an effort to boost the local economy, and in moves to rival the "Giant Baboon of Memphis", Tallahassee in Florida is to get it's own 300-foot-long aardvark. The aardvark was native to that part of North America before being wiped out by early sett...
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