Former Vice President Mike Pence announced that the January 6th storming of the Capitol was just one bad day. Forget about it. It’s history—no need for a commission to study the cause and all that jazz. Or, January 6th was a: So What Day! Pass t…
Following a major four-year study by the University of Alaska, the Lawyer’s Committee for 9/11 Inquiry has submitted a petition to the federal government. The purpose: present new evidence to a grand jury on destruction of the twin towers. US A...
On this, the 11th Anniversary Of 9/11, I wonder; why don't you know that, despite Stairwell A in the South Tower of the World Trade Center being intact after the plane crash, only four people above the impact site used it to escape. Four. Out of approximately 500. Because the story isn't sexy, and it casts a bad light upon those who we've canonized as heroes. Indeed, only 20 people esc...
HARFOLD, Vermont--Harfold Academy has run into their first case of academic dishonesty--this on the first day of school! Lauren Bolton, daughter of 9/11 Commission member Samuel Bolton, allegedly submitted a summer reading position paper containin...
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