Vice President Joe Biden, often accused of being asleep at the switch himself , said there was no excuse for the recent spate of potentially dangerous incidents of Airport Controllers leaving their panels for a snooze or a quickie and blamed Ronald R...
The Associated Press released an early excerpt from President Obama's speech to the Nation this afternoon in which the President will declare that the war against the Mexican drug cartels has been a well documented failure. Using the well worn m...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - After a recent poll, Americans have conceded that Obama is 'most okay-ish' for winning the 2012 Election. "I mean, the Republicans don't have ANYONE," said Dr. Robert, a political scientist, "Even Newt whatshisname is depressed...
Things are continuing to unravel in Obama Land as Government Motors (GM) was forced to announce another massive recall after a steering wheel came off one of their budget model cars built by a member of the United Auto Workers Union who couldn't be...
In a hastily called press conference held this morning President Obama came out of the closet and admitted that he's Republican. "I can't fight it anymore. I've been covering up who I really am my whole political life," the President said. Th...
CHICAGO - Oprah Winfrey and her boyfriend Stedman Graham and her BFF Gayle King recently had President and Mrs. Obama over for dinner at Winfrey's Chicago Mansion Casa La Big O. The occasion marked Gayle Kings new five pound weight loss which she...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In an effort to raise much needed capital, America's First Lady, Michelle Obama came up with the idea of having a White House Garage Sale. After running the idea past the leader of the free world, her hubby, President Barack Oba...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) Washington - Last night, President Obama announced to the public that he had prevented the government shutdown. ""The American people have been told the agreement contains both historic and painful cuts. Yes, some of the cu...
It took over 6 centuries for Britain to be universally hated according to apologist PM Dave Cameron, but it was announced today by an independent international Think Tank President Barry Obama's reign only took 14 1/2 months to surpass the Brits...
Washington D.C.- While the battle over budget cuts continues to wage in the capital today, House Leader John Boehner has made one thing clear, "the private congressional tanning salon IS NOT on the chopping block." In a heated discussion with Pres...
London - A British Museum exhibition of holy artefucts may hold the key to unlocking the mystery of President Obama's 'Crown of Thorns' cranial scarring. Photos published this week show distinctive messianic patterns under the President's haircut...
Washington D.C.- President Barack Obama has announced that he will be entering the NBA draft this year. He will hire an agent, effectively ending his career as President. "I have decided to pursue what I love, which is basketball. I had thought a...
Following startling speculation backed by photographic evidence of a massive scar on President Obama's scalp that he had 'massive brain surgery,' the White House refuses to confirm or deny Obama is on medication to compensate for operating with only...
He was Ludicrous over Libya, Helpless over Health Care, Gaseous over Global Warming, Numb after the Nobel Prize, Arrogant about Arizona, a Bully over BP, Euphoric over Egypt, Mum over Mexico, and now insiders say Obama is resorting to skin whitenin...
In recent TV interviews, New York billionaire Don Trump revealed that he has had a change of heart regarding the birthplace of Barack Hussein Obama. Asked by Bill O'Reilly of FOX News if he has jumped in bed with the birthers, Trump responded by say...
WASHINGTON - After announcing he would run for President in 2012, the media, think tanks, and laypersons then sat down, thought, and realised he's the best hope. "Even Newt is saddened at the prospect of himself running for Pres," said the leader...
After so much vigorous debate over President Obama's worthiness to even receive the Nobel Peace Prize so early in his presidential career, then his surge in Afghanistan and now finally his latest actions in Libya, many national and world figures have been calling for President Obama to return his Nobel Peace Prize now. Previous responses from President Obama made it clear he was not going to r...
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