A misleading sports writer today accused the Barcelona football team of regularly 'planking.' Planking is the latest stupid internet craze, which involves a whole lot of stupid people lying face down in bizarre locations, then posting the pictures...
Chelski owner Roman Abramovich is demanding his new manager only signs philanderers. Chelsea came second this season after coming first last campaign. Monogamous 'family man' Butch Wilkins was initially blamed for this failure. But now th...
Word on the street from north London is that Arsenal are poised to spend big this summer after a poor finish in the title race. Rumours have escalated from within the club that due to the takeover by American sports tycoon Stan Kroneke Arsene Weng...
There was a surprise for a passenger on a bus in the Thai capital of Bangkok this morning when, as his bus came to a halt to pick up more passengers, he noticed an old woman sitting at the stop wearing a pink flowery long skirt and flip-flops complem...
Salford-based winger Ryan Giggs has been playing away from home, not just recently, but for a long time, it has been revealed. These revelations were vouchsafed to us by a source close to the team that Ryan Giggs plays for. This source - namely, a...
It was always going to be a tense affair at Old Trafford, probably beginning when Phil Neville described brother Gary as "a knob" to Sky Sports reporter, Jeff Stelling in a pre-match interview. Having shown up especially for the occasion, David Be...
Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson today gave a terrific Spoof press conference ahead of Manchester United's Champions League final showdown with Barcelona. When asked if Ryan Giggs would be playing in Saturday's showcase game, Fergie suspen...
Award winning rock band Keane have thrown their hat in the ring for the West Ham manager's job left vacant after Avram Grant's sacking. Lead singer Tim Rice-Oxley explained : "Although we come from East Sussex, we became very fond of the Hammer...
Ryan Giggs, the Manchester United midfielder currently embroiled in a Twitter scandal, today hit the front pages of every newspaper in Britain, and has been dumped by mothers and housewives everywhere, who no longer refer to him as 'that nice young l...
Distinguished Manchester United footballer, and Welsh international Ryan Giggs has played an outstanding season's football, a season culminating in yet another Premiership winner's medal, (Number 12) and a possible Champions League final appearance a...
With the close of the premiership season "drawing" to an end with a miserable 2-2 draw to Fulham. Arsene Wenger has admitted that he needs changes during the summer to be able to put a credible title challenge together next season. The French...
Birmingham City followers have been left scratching their heads after a blonde haired Russian bloke who was supposed to have been Jesus Christ, ended their world 24 hrs later than had been recently predicted. Evangelist broadcaster, Harold Camp...
The world of football was in uproar this morning, after it was announced by the administrators of top satirical news website TheSpook.com, that material on the subject of the world's favourite game were to be banned until August. Football, althoug...
As the curtain came down on the 2010/11 Premier League season yesterday, with Manchester United crowned champions for the 19th time, speculation has already started on how next season will pan out, and it's come as a huge surprise to many that the Re...
Ian Holloway, the gung-ho Blackpool boss, whose team were relegated on Survival Sunday following a 4-2 defeat at Manchester United, is beingly hotly tipped to leave the club in order to take over at Stamford Bridge. It is thought that Roman Abramo...
Following the furore over a widely known un-named, married premiership footballer, who paid £50,000 to a lawyer in order that his name could not be revealed to 3% of the worlds population, following an alleged dalliance with a highly respectable, shy...
On the final day of the season when all looked lost for West Ham they completed an amazing survival. Wigan, Blackpool and Birmingham were all docked 10 points as crowds rushed onto the pitches in their games to celebrate supposed survival in the L...
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