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Funny story: Fraud In Army Recruiting Costs $100M But No Big Deal

Fraud In Army Recruiting Costs $100M But No Big Deal

In 2005, with mounting U.S. causalities in Iraq, the number of young men wanting to serve as cannon fodder had sharply declined. So a service recruiting bonus program was introduced to get them into the army. Under the program, National Guard s...

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Funny story: China Reveals An Amazing Fact Regarding The Great Wall of China

China Reveals An Amazing Fact Regarding The Great Wall of China

HONG KONG - The government of China recently spent millions of dollars making repairs to the Great Wall of China. Ming Yang Wong, a spokesman for China's national news agency, Rick Shaw, revealed a very interesting fact. He stated that back dur...

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Funny story: Israel Accuses China Of Selling Cheap Rocks to PLO

Israel Accuses China Of Selling Cheap Rocks to PLO

A spokesman from Israel today told the United Nations that the Chinese are winding up with much of the money sent to help the PLO have food and necessities. China is using child labor to make solid round but lighter-weight but lethal stones and se...

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Funny story: White Doves Attacked By Raven At Vatican

White Doves Attacked By Raven At Vatican

VATICAN CITY - Two white doves that were released by children standing alongside Pope Francis as a peace gesture have been attacked by a large raven. The doves were pounced on right after they were set free from an open window of the Apostolic Pal...

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Funny story: Glen Miller found living with Mutiny On the Bounty crew on Pitcairn Island

Glen Miller found living with Mutiny On the Bounty crew on Pitcairn Island

The mystery of war hero Glen Miller's disappearance in the 1940s may have been solved by salvage experts looking for The Bounty in the unchartered Pitcairn Island group. Most of the population there are called Miller or Christian and resemble the...

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Funny story: Twenty seven senators for new sanctions on Iran receive AIPAC banquet award and toy AK-47 cigar lighters

Twenty seven senators for new sanctions on Iran receive AIPAC banquet award and toy AK-47 cigar lighters

A consort of 27 Democratic and Republican senators has recently lined up to support AIPAC with a bill to raise new sanctions on Iran. This action is meant to arrest the Obama-Kerry agreement with Iran on a peaceful nuclear power program as a step...

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Funny story: U S Government Policy Shifting to Bread and Circuses

U S Government Policy Shifting to Bread and Circuses

The desires of the American people are finally being heard in Washington.After feeding the American People to a huge monster we call Big Data, and after over a decade of sending the low-income and worthy overseas to be shot at; Congress and President...

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Funny story: "You Know!" Beginning To Take Place After Many Political Arguments

"You Know!" Beginning To Take Place After Many Political Arguments

A strange change have come about maybe because of all the politics, all the suing, a black President, maybe even a right-wing Radio Talk Show Host. The mystery has been handed over to MENSA to see if even they can understand it, because it seems t...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga goes to war against Los Zetas

Lady Gaga goes to war against Los Zetas

The singer Lady Gaga has announced that she is at war with Los Zetas, the drug cartel in Mexico. She went to fight in the front lines of the border battle against the most dangerous drug gang in the world. It's being reported that Lady Gaga used...

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Funny story: President Obama Says If He Doesn't Attack Syria, He May Attack Iran

President Obama Says If He Doesn't Attack Syria, He May Attack Iran

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama addressed the nation and stated that he will be taking a look-see attitude in regards to the situation with Syria. The president says that he still wants to invade Syria but may wait until after Halloween. He...

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Funny story: Senator Grahamnesty Paints Grim Picture of Peace

Senator Grahamnesty Paints Grim Picture of Peace

In a town hall meeting here in the belly of the old Confederacy Senator Grahamnesty is all for making war against Syria to diminish its pharmaceutical industry and assist the rebels who have been stuck in a three-year humanitarian mission with Presid...

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Funny story: Senate Committee Passes Appointment of New Syrian Ambassador to Full Senate

Senate Committee Passes Appointment of New Syrian Ambassador to Full Senate

The sharply divided Senate Foreign Relations Committee has passed Obama's new Syrian Ambassador nominee, Ambassador Tom E. Hawk, to the full Senate for a vote. Rand Paul questioned one of Ambassador Hawk's most emphatic supporters,"Make me proud t...

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Funny story: Syrian rebels admit to late library books

Syrian rebels admit to late library books

More controversy reared its unresearched head today as several of the Syrian rebels admit to a string of unpaid parking tickets and late library books. This shocking news added to all an already escalating situation involving Chemical weapons, Guns,...

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Funny story: Intel not doctored but finely sifted into a war pudding with salt

Intel not doctored but finely sifted into a war pudding with salt

Latest reports from spokespersons for war senators McCain and Graham indicate the chemical weapons allegations against Assad are being pushed to the rear in war preparations underway in the US. Questions on the accuracy of the August 21 chemical w...

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Funny story: Military-Industrial Complex™ invites public to 'pick a fight'

Military-Industrial Complex™ invites public to 'pick a fight'

Washington, DC -- America's Military-Industrial Complex™ is going public with an advertising campaign that invites Americans to choose the next war in which the nation will participate. Called "Pick a Fight," the campaign represents the firs...

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Funny story: Syrian Defensive Plan Leaked to Mossad; Snowden and Manning are Yesterday's News

Syrian Defensive Plan Leaked to Mossad; Snowden and Manning are Yesterday's News

Corporal Moammar Bin Traash, SIGINT analyst for the Syrian Army and co-founder of the Damascus Chapter of LGBT Alliance and nephew of Tariq Al Tabouli, owner of Hassan's Hookah and Hashish Kasbah leaked the complete defensive outline of the Syrian Ar...

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Funny story: Syria cheating with steroids, say UN inspectors

Syria cheating with steroids, say UN inspectors

Damascus -- The chemical warfare situation in Syria took an unexpected turn yesterday, when a team of UN inspectors discovered that the war-torn nation is using steroids and other Performance Enhancing Drugs (PEDs) to fortify its army. "Clearly,...

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