Insult kissed injury to spirit when the NFL fined Tom Brady for imitating a Rockette in his last gasp of the season. Not only did the Patriots lose the championship game, Tom found the NFL pilfering $10,000 from his wallet. Fortunately Tom Bra...
CHICAGO - The word out of the Windy City is that New England Patriot Tom Brady's wife, Gisele Bundchen is alleged to be in hiding somewhere in the jungles of Honduras. Sports Territory Magazine is reporting that the quick-tempered South American e...
FOXBORO, Massachusetts - Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily stated that the way the Ravens crushed the Patriots, 28-13, the team from Clam Chowder Country looked more like Cub Scouts than Patriots. The birds from Baltimore flew into th...
BRENTWOOD, California - Gisele Bünchen, the outspoken wife of Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, was lying out by the pool at their $20 million mansion, which she named Casa Touchdown. The infamous underwear model was speaking with Dottie Bazooka of...
NEW YORK CITY - Patriots quarterback Tom Brady and his high heel shoe model wife Gisele were in the Big Apple doing some post-Christmas shopping. Tom said that his wife had picked up a great deal on some imported Icelandic hand mittens and he had...
Of all the gin joints in the world, Randy Moss walks into Gillette Stadium. Coach Bill Belichick will look morose as he orders Tom Brady to play it again. Tom likely said to Bill, "We'll always have 2007." Like the notorious café in Casablanca,...
Doc Rivers, coach of the Boston Celtics and friend of the coach of the New England Patriots, took in the Monday night game against the once-feared Houston Texans. Rivers was given the keys to the Belichick special box and also had an inside view o...
When the ugly ducklings of the media pressed Tom Brady on his "ugly" win over the Miami Dolphins to clinch the AFC East first place again this year, Mr. Brady took umbrage. Brady, as fans will recall, was the sixth round draft choice that turned...
In a city where star players are put under a microscope, Tom Brady faced the most personal of criticisms. One media insider at a regular press conference put Tom on the hot spot when he asked about his dishabille at an afternoon concert rock group...
Wasn't it Yogi Berra who said, "It was déjà vu all over again"? You can count on a New York athlete to sum up the problems of a Boston team. In this case, it was the New England Patriots-all over again. It was Jets QB Mark Sanchez who gave the Pat...
See Spot run. The New England Patriot playbook has been dumbed down enough for Ochocinco to be able to read, to memorize, and to understand it. It falls into the category of too little too late for the former Patriot, former married man, and form...
Like Lawrence of Arabia, Tom Brady has begun to raise serious questions in the minds of his worshippers. This is never a good omen for a god. After T.E. Lawrence established his credibility with the Bedouin and Betu, they admired him and followed...
Tom Brady took an interesting approach to the 'old man' of the game, Peyton Manning. Like some fawning rookie just starting to play in the NFL, Tom took the high road to deliver a low blow. When asked what he thought about Peyton Manning, Brady r...
Not since Pinocchio had a big problem with his proboscis has there been such brouhaha over a QB's new rating: his nose for news. Tom Brady himself has no idea if his nose is broken, but he is wearing a hefty-sized bandaid over the bridge where blo...
Though many fans figure the Patriots will win every game they play this 2012 season, there are spots that require close examination. Of course, the first is that Tom Brady was knocked down and given a bloody nose. In all of days of watching the Ne...
The best playing of the evening took place about 30 minutes before kickoff when the Patriots took on the Giants in the final preseason game at the Meadowlands. If you missed the pregame highlights, you missed the best part of the evening's fun.
Is there a House doctor for the New England Patriots? Tom Brady is looking for what the doctor prescribes. New England Patriots star quarterback Tom Brady has his own QB coach, which is no surprise in the NFL. However, the Patriots have gone...
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