Manchester - A rather flea-bitten mog with iffy ratting credentials is all that stands between David Cameron and immediate repatriation Home Secretary Theresa May has told the Conservative Conference. The 60-something politician - known as Cat Wom...
Theresa May, UK, Home Secretary finished her speech to the Police Federation in Bournemouth by telling the federation: 'You are the finest police officers in the world and I trust you to get the job done.' She could have added, "but I'm still taking £4000 off your salary this year, despite telling you for months that this Government would not make cuts in Police Budgets." No one applauded an...
UK Home Secretary, Theresa May has revealed that she goes by her middle name, as her forename is actually April. "My full name is April Theresa May," she said. "However, April May is a silly name, so I've been called Theresa for as long as I can...
The equalities watchdog is lose its remit to promote "good relations" between ethnic and social groups. Home Secretary Theresa May has published a report which proposes to scale back role of the Equality and Human Rights Commission. It will also l...
The UK has tonight been plunged into yet another political crisis as the coalition government has dramatically disbanded over a shambolic Secret Santa involving the most senior government ministers. According to breaking reports, the Secret Santa...
Wagner will be deported and that is the end of the matter, the UK Home Secretary is reported to have decided. Under the UK governments latest version of a hastily arranged immigration policy, excuses have been cobbled together and the Brazilian ca...
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