Strange occurrences this evening in a back garden on Britain's south coast, as a man, apparently somewhat intoxicated, and all covered in nasty stuff, staged a one man demonstration in his back garden. Spoof writer, Skoob1999, yelled over his back...
Writers on popular satirical website, The Spoof were up in arms today, as an article on a rival website surfaced, ripping moderately popular local man and occasional The Spoof contributor, Martin Shuttlecock to bits, in a bitingly satirical article,...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, today revealed that his long time friend, Ali Bullo, the South coast kebab shop and burger entrepreneur, has been chatted up down the pub, by a gay Russian soldier. Much to Ali Bullo's amazement, not to mention chagr...
The story so far: Popular novelist, Mike Shuttlecock, author of the 'Miserable Bastard' series of novels, loosely based on his brother Martin's experiences, has endured a serious traffic accident in Wales, and has been taken away from the scene by his number one fan, Blodwyn Glendowr. And imprisoned in her home as a guest/patient/victim... Oh, and accused of plagiarism. Or something simil...
A monumental day for local man, Martin Shuttlecock, sadly ended in disaster this afternoon. Rather than take the train home from work, Shuttlecock decided to cycle the seven or so miles home, uphill and down dale, despite being seriously out of cy...
Hello. My name is Martin Shuttlecock, and tonight I'll be telling you how to make a traditional chicken shish kebab, in the Turkish, Chinese, Indian, Mexican pikey style. Whilst being slightly inebriated, and wearing a pork pie hat. Always start by sinking a couple or even three cans of the finest Belgian lager. This will help you to focus, and allow you to suppress any inhibitions you ma...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, today decided to come clean and freely admit to the world at large that he has shaved his moustache off. In explaining his extraordinary decision, Shuttlecock pointed out that he'd been observing for some time, that...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, somewhat out of the loop recently, today caught up on the news of escalating violence across the UK, when he finished work. An amazed Shuttlecock, having recently resumed the joys of cycling, (Not that that's relevant)...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock found himself in a bit of a pickle, Sunday afternoon, as he surfed the interweb, looking for a suitable holiday destination for later in the year. It's no secret that Shuttlecock loves Italy, and prefers to visit cities, rather than resorts, his liking for architecture, museums, galleries, and pubs aplenty superceding any desire to loaf about like an arse on some b...
An on line satire serial, loosely based on the Stephen King novel, 'Misery,' entitled: 'Miserable - Not To Be Confused With Stephen King's "Misery"' may never be completed, according to hack writer, local man, Martin Shuttlecock. The serial, whic...
It's been a confusing week, for local man, and pork pie hat champion, Martin Shuttlecock. A hectic schedule has meant that he has been out of action for at least a week, in pursuit of other action. So apparently, Shuttlecock has resolved to 'suck it up.' Whatever that means. Here at Skoob Mag HQ, we weren't sure what he meant by 'suck it up,' so we thought we'd better ask him, on the grou...
My first morning of being nursed by a raving lunatic. Blodwyn brought me breakfast in bed - not that I had the option of getting up. I had great difficulty moving my lips, let alone my legs. "Here you are Bach. I've brought yew yewer breakfast is nit," she cheerfully chirruped. She thrust a plate at me. I was in no position to refuse her 'hospitality.' "What is it?" I asked. I could...
It's hard being a writer. Don't let anybody tell you any different. Contrary to popular belief, most writers would prefer to sit facing a blank wall, rather than overlook a paradise beach in the Caribbean. There are no distractions when you sit facing a blank wall, so in theory, the writing comes easier. I didn't introduce myself, did I? My name is Mike Shuttlecock, and I'm a novelist.
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, who usually detests the mundane nonsense served up on Saturday night TV, had to admit defeat this evening after cracking up with unrestrained laughter at a pair of BBC offerings - Walk On The Wild Side, and Total Wipeou...
What do you do if you're ever stuck (nobody would volunteer, surely) in Fareham, Hampshire, having just signed off the dole after two weeks of not claiming benefit, but with a little time to kill? Well, you could head for West Street - you couldn't really head for anywhere else really. There's only West Street... Skoob Magazine sent our befuddled reporter, Martin Shuttlecock, to check out th...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, once again found himself unwittingly at the heart of another British service industry crisis today, as he innocently minded his own business, waiting for a train at the local station. Apparently in order to board an ele...
Lifelong Manchester United supporter, and current janitor at Salford University, Donald Skoob, (whose Godfather is Spoof legend Monkey Woods) today rounded on the satirical website he has enthusiastically supported for the past three years. Donald...
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