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Funny story: NY Yankees to Trade Alex Rodriquez to L.A. Angels for Seven-Foot Pitcher!

NY Yankees to Trade Alex Rodriquez to L.A. Angels for Seven-Foot Pitcher!

That rumor you have been hearing apparently could be true that the New York Yankees will be trading star slugger Alex Rodriquiz to the Los Angeles Angels for 7-foot pitcher Loek van Mil who has the hot stove league abuzz early this year. "Van Mil...

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Funny story: Lindsay "LaLaLand" Lohan Back In The Arms of Her Boyfriend, Samantha Ronson

Lindsay "LaLaLand" Lohan Back In The Arms of Her Boyfriend, Samantha Ronson

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan, the little lost girl who has most definitely lost her way, does not appear to be anywhere close to finding it. The troubled starlet who has had more ups and downs than a day care pogo stick was seen dancing the nigh...

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Funny story: Madonna and Angelina Jolie to club together to buy Haiti

Madonna and Angelina Jolie to club together to buy Haiti

Both Madonna and Angelina Jolie have tried to help some of the unfortunate victims of the Haiti earthquake in 2010 by taking them into their own families through the adoption process. Madonna's application has been flatly refused, whilst Jolie's i...

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Funny story: Madonna and Taylor Momsen To Record A Duet Under The Name - 'The Old Beaver & The Young Raccoon'

Madonna and Taylor Momsen To Record A Duet Under The Name - 'The Old Beaver & The Young Raccoon'

BROOKLYN - The star of CW Television's Gossip Girl Taylor Momsen was in town on a photo shoot using the Brooklyn Bridge as a backdrop. Tay-Tay as her gynecologist calls her, is the national spokesperson for Zits Away Cleansing Sticks and is also t...

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Funny story: Madonna and Prince Finally Bury The Hatchet (But Not Into Each Other)

Madonna and Prince Finally Bury The Hatchet (But Not Into Each Other)

BROOKLYN - The artist formerly known as Prince and the former singer formerly known as Madonna have finally grown up and ended their 25 year long feud. Yes according to Tittle Tattle Tonight Prince Rogers Countessa Nelson and Madonna Louise Veroni...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Reveals A Very Intimate Secret About Herself

Taylor Swift Reveals A Very Intimate Secret About Herself

SAN ANTONIO - Taylor Swift was in San Antonio taking a tour of the famous Alamo when she was approached by a reporter for the national news program Bedroom Pillow Talk. The reporter Metzenbaum Kassenbaum had previously been the first reporter to b...

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Funny story: Piers Morgan Announces That He Has "A List of Banned People" Who Will Never Appear On His New Show

Piers Morgan Announces That He Has "A List of Banned People" Who Will Never Appear On His New Show

NEW YORK CITY - Piers Morgan has not even completed his first week on his new show Piers Morgan Tonight and he has already announced that he has "A List of Banned People." According to Tittle Tattle Tonight the London native talk show host who rep...

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Funny story: Viewers of 'Toddlers and Tiaras' Upset with Marilyn Manson Costume

Viewers of 'Toddlers and Tiaras' Upset with Marilyn Manson Costume

A New Jersey mother, who previously dressed her 2-year old daughter in Wonder Woman and Madonna outfits complete with pointy cones, is taking more heat for the latest costume her now 3-year old daughter will be wearing in next season's Toddlers and T...

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Funny story: Sting, Bono, The Edge and Madonna Second Guess Chosen Stage Names

Sting, Bono, The Edge and Madonna Second Guess Chosen Stage Names

While selection of a single stage name became popular in the late 70's and 80's, many elderly musical artists are starting to regret their chosen monikers now that retirement is looming. What was a unique way to draw attention to yourself as an ar...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Backs Up Selena Gomez And Tells Madonna To Leave Demi Lovato Alone And Pick On Someone Her Own Age Like Cher

Taylor Swift Backs Up Selena Gomez And Tells Madonna To Leave Demi Lovato Alone And Pick On Someone Her Own Age Like Cher

BOISE, Idaho - Taylor Swift was sitting backstage eating some Twinkies after having put on a fantastic show for a sold out crowd at Boise's Mashed Potatoes Arena. She was asked by a local television reporter what she thought about the mean remarks...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez Is Absolutely Furious At Madonna's Verbal Attack On Demi Lovato

Selena Gomez Is Absolutely Furious At Madonna's Verbal Attack On Demi Lovato

NEW YORK CITY - Selena Gomez performed a concert before a sell out crowd at Yankee Stadium. The concession stand director stated that they had never ever sold the amount of popcorn, Crackerjacks, and hot dogs that they sold during the two-hour concer...

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Funny story: Madonna Gets New Toy Boy!

Madonna Gets New Toy Boy!

According to the latest from Hollywood, Madonna has let her older guys go their way so that she can have fresh meat for her consumption. The new toy boy is professional dancer, Brahim Zaibat and is 24 year old. Madonna has varicose veins older tha...

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Funny story: Madonna, Dennis Rodman to Open Fitness Franchise

Madonna, Dennis Rodman to Open Fitness Franchise

Truth being stranger than fiction, Madonna announced her partnership with former NBA star Dennis Rodman to launch a new series of athletic gyms across North America. With a franchise working title of "The Virgin Worm", both principles held a press c...

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Funny story: Chapter 13: #3 Returns

Chapter 13: #3 Returns

My mind went back to that fateful night when I had follow Carina…#3 into The Spoof inner sanctum. I'd been a fool to follow her, but what man wouldn't have done the same, indeed, everyone in this room, save maybe Charpa had done the same. Now this odyssey, or was it an oddity, had brought us to a writer named Skoob laying on the stage with his feet and hands in the air, running like….a gerbil.

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Funny story: Madonna Breaks Photoshop: "Trying To Make Her Not Look Like Iggy Pop In A Wig Was Too Much."

Madonna Breaks Photoshop: "Trying To Make Her Not Look Like Iggy Pop In A Wig Was Too Much."

Adobe executives are threatening strong legal action, after 60-something has-been Madonna was found to be the cause behind every licensed copy of Adobe's Photoshop, the Auto-tune of retouching software. And the proof is in the photos. Some hid...

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Funny story: Gossip Girl Stars Leighton Meester and Blake Lively Involved In A Big Time Feud

Gossip Girl Stars Leighton Meester and Blake Lively Involved In A Big Time Feud

HOLLYWOOD - The two stars of the Gossip Girls Leighton Meester and Blake Lively have been at each others throats for some time now, but now, it has really gotten a whole lot serious. An inside source reveals that Blake reportedly put crazy glue in...

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Funny story: Madonna Trying Desperately To Make A Comeback With Her New Song "Okay So Who Really Gives A Flying Eff If My Knockers Are Lopsided?"

Madonna Trying Desperately To Make A Comeback With Her New Song "Okay So Who Really Gives A Flying Eff If My Knockers Are Lopsided?"

CHICAGO - The singer formerly known as Madonna was in the Windy City shopping for a special cellulite removing salve imported from Finland that is only available at The Countess Department Store in Chicago. Madonna was asked if it was true that sh...

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