Madonna Gets New Toy Boy!

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Friday, 19 November 2010

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According to the latest from Hollywood, Madonna has let her older guys go their way so that she can have fresh meat for her consumption.

The new toy boy is professional dancer, Brahim Zaibat and is 24 year old. Madonna has varicose veins older than that.

Madonna is 28 years older than Brahim Zaibat, unless someone is playing a joke on us. However, we have ran his name backwards and check with people who know him and that is his name and that is his age.

On the other hand, Madonna says she ages them pretty fast so by 35, he'll be bald and in a wheelchair.

The young man's mother, who is eight years younger than Madonna says that she cannot believe that 'that woman' is after her son.

"I heard about Madonna when I was in grade school", she told reporters in Brazil. "No, I am not pleased and tell the old BEEP what I said."

Meanwhile, former Madonna feeder, Alex Rodriguiz told the West Coast Post that he feels sorry for the kid.

"Madonna is a full-blown sex addict."

This is Chester Ingraham for the West Coast Post.

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