Floppy haired part-time 'Night-Mayor of London' Morris Johnson today admitted to close friends to a string of errors in the London 2012 Closing Ceremony. The cloth-eared Mayor, who has continually embarrassed the Capital since wrangling the job f...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Roseanne Barr had just finished her last stand up comedy routine at The Laughing Beaver Comedy Club when she sat down with Tequila Tallyho of Left Coast Mirror Magazine. Roseanne told Miss Tallyho that since she has been living on...
London - Quite what he was doing in Wimbledon's royal box is a mystery, flanked by the likes of gold digger Kate Middleton and assorted other desperate Z-Listers. Today the facial similarity between Anthony Henman - father of top UK tennis no-wozz...
Washington DC - The media group's biggest commissioning client has been named tonight as Iraq war monger George W Bush. For decades his under-the-radar snoopers trawled the depths via NewsCorpse stooges checking up on Brit whitewash about, er, stu...
Al Gore's Current TV announced today it is ending its relationship with irascible and controversial personality Keith Olbermann. Olbermann, who has been fired from virtually every TV position he has ever held (including his stint at the very liberal...
London - The thorny problem of discretely doshing up helpful sources inclined to parrot a Government war agenda was made a helluva lot clearer today. Apparently some slithery - er...dithery! - MoD top brass became convinced of the existence of Sad...
Former President George W. Bush and Current President Brack H. Obama was pulled over today by D.C. police after running a red light. Officer Porker reportedly pulled over their car as it was traveling westbound on Constitution Ave as it crossed 17th...
Somewhere inside a Washington Super Pac think tank: Three suited men are pouring over papers scattered on a desk before them. "So, it comes down to this: The Corporations are deciding on either Gingrich or Santorum to be the Republican representative for the Republican platform in the Presidential election." stated the man in the gray suit. "We'll make sure that the other candidates fall by...
I guess that President Obama decided that fickle Americans won't be seeing a ticker-tape parade in New York City celebrating our heroes returning from the nine year old campaign in Iraq. And he never said 'well done' and he never said 'we won'. It won't be the first time that warriors coming back home from an unpopular war were deemed unworthy of a parade. Vietnam war veterans invited ridicul...
General Sam Dong-ten, head of the North Korea's massive military, attempted to squash rumors today that the death of Kim Jong-il and the deployment of the nations first remotely controlled drone 'Glorious Leader' was nothing more than a total coincid...
AVONDALE, Arizona - Kyle Busch who let road rage get to him down at The Truck Series in Texas sat down and made an apology to the makers of M&M's Plain and M&M's Peanut, who are his primary sponsors. Busch, sat at a table while eating a ba...
Over the years, the Obama administration claimed numerous times that the state of the economy is the fault to "That redneck before me!" Many have said that the Presidents accusations were invalid because fr the first two years no one could tell t...
Baghdad - Iraq's capital city has never seen a shopping bazaar like this. As the US military starts to withdraw from Iraq, it's organizing the world's largest yard sale to liquidate its surplus of equipment and supplies in the Middle East. Col. Ch...
KEYSTONE, South Dakota - Former Vice-President Dick Cheney was visiting The Mount Rushmore National Memorial where he was accompanied by his long time gardener Chang Fu Bang. Chang Fu has been employed by Cheney for 40 years. In fact, Mr. Bang nam...
WASHINGTON DC - It is considered to be the biggest presidential holiday party since President Thomas Jefferson unofficially declared Halloween to be the unofficial president's holiday. Since then the party has traditionally included candy, costumes o...
NEW YORK CITY - It's been nearly four years since the 'Obama girl' was seen in the public's eye. Since then shes' managed to reinvent herself by creating a Facebook profile, Twitter account, Google+ page, and an Xbox avatar. And now she has become so...
Washington DC - American politicians once connected to the now defunct Atlantic Bridge stink tank founded by embattled UK Defence Secretary Liam Fox are having none of it. Senators Jon Kyle, Lindsey Graham and Joe Lieberman have formally distanced...
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