Archaeologists have discovered human droppings in a cave in North America that date thousands of years earlier than original evidence of a human presence in North America.
Scientists have discovered the oldest human remains in western Europe.
When archaeologists excavated brick tombs outside a ceremonial site for an early king of Egypt, they expected to find the remains of high officials who had been sacrificed to accompany the king in his imaginary posthumous travels.
Archaeologists and Anthropologists at a joint dig in the Sierra Nevada mountain range west of San Francisco, California have discovered a new sub-species of human being. Preliminary carbon dating of the fossilized remains and dating of the source ma...
PHNOM PENH, CAMBODIA - Earlier this week, in Southern Cambodia, a team of attractive, racially diverse and sexually open-minded archaeologists uncovered an artifact with a crude carving of Christ depicted as a vampire. An inscription beneath the draw...
Last month archaeologist Cage Lotharios was barely making it as a poor as dirt graduate student of Stanford University working in the field. This month he is looking into buying a Lexus and a house in Hollywood Hills.
After a four day manhunt, police in Suffolk discovered distressed Arthur Hann, 61, of Wickambrook wandering around in a circle in a field. Apparently Mr Hann had left home on Monday lunchtime with his metal detector in order to follow his hobby.
London (Reuters) - The art world was reeling today after the winner of an Ebay auction for the Rosetta Stone posted negative feedback complaining that the stone was poorly packed, missed pieces and was "not the same colour as the photos".
Cairo, Egypt - (ReUterus): Top pyramidologists in Cairo's Arachaeology Ministry have insisted that none of the pharaohs were black or Arab "and that includes Tutankhamun, Cleopatra and all the other big name tourist attractions."...
Archaeologists have uncovered a Viking ship under a pub car park on Merseyside. This confirms previous theories that British lager is and always has been the best in the world.
Archaeologists in Scotland have discovered a new subspecies of Homo Sapiens, the Bruniens. it is believed that over ten percent of Scots are of this species and that our beloved leader, Gordon 'Girdn Brun' Brown is one of them.
Britannia: The 2,000-year old mystery surrounding the disappearance of the Ninth Legion in Britain has finally been solved. The 6,000 or so legionnaires have been located alive and well in Whitley Bay. The Roman Legion, commanded by Quintus Petill…
Archeologists working on the outskirts of the site a Pompeii, famously the area affected by the eruption of Mount Versuvious, have discovered signs of advanced roman technology.
Archaeologists investigating a lost civilisation have uncovered four big stone heads on a mountain top in a land mass thousands of miles west of England.
Archaeologists from the Centre for Scientific Input (CSI) in Cardiff have unearthed a startling discovery. Working on a site rumoured to be the summer palace of King Arthur on the Breacon Beacons, they came upon a large burial chamber. Within the cha...
Scientists in Arizona have found rare fossilised remains of a Jellyfish, the first time any such remains have been found in the fossil record.
Archaeologists in Turkey have unearthed what they call "an important theo-culinary artefact" during excavations near an ancient temple in the north of the country. The ancient manuscript, entitled 'The Book of Donor", appears to detail the unlikel...
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