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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Demands That George Clooney Apologize For Calling Her Kids, "A Pack of Brats"

Angelina Jolie Demands That George Clooney Apologize For Calling Her Kids, "A Pack of Brats"

LAKE CHARLES, Louisiana - Brad Pitt is currently in New Orleans filming the latest in the Indian Jones adventure series of films entitled, Indiana Jones - The Search For The Alternative Life Style. The film also stars Harrison Ford, Neil Patrick H...

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Funny story: George Clooney Angrily Tells Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie - "Your Pack of Brats Are No Longer Welcome In My Home!"

George Clooney Angrily Tells Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie - "Your Pack of Brats Are No Longer Welcome In My Home!"

BELLAGIO, Italy - As soon as George Clooney pulled into the driveway of his Italian mansion Villa Oleandra Oxen Free, located on beautiful Lake Perry Como he knew that something was amiss. The Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie 'United Nations of a Fami...

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Funny story: "The Little Fockers" and "The Tourist" Are Both Already Available At Blockbuster And At Red Box

"The Little Fockers" and "The Tourist" Are Both Already Available At Blockbuster And At Red Box

HOLLYWOOD - Two of the biggest movie bombs of the year, The Little Fockers and The Tourist are already available at most Blockbuster Video Stores and Red Box outlets throughout America, except for Doohickey, Arkansas which has neither a Blockbuster n...

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Funny story: Kathy Griffin Fires Back At Jennifer Aniston Calling Her An Unmarriageable Symbolic "Salt Shaker"

Kathy Griffin Fires Back At Jennifer Aniston Calling Her An Unmarriageable Symbolic "Salt Shaker"

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The star of My Life On The D List was in West Hollywood visiting two of her biggest gay friends, Sylvester Vextrolley and Toby Tizzymeister. The two 'flamboyant's' together own Syl's & Tizzy's Hacienda of Hair and Hmmmm Salon.

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Funny story: Obama Overturns Second 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' Bill; Fans Can Now Choose Between Jolie And Aniston

Obama Overturns Second 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' Bill; Fans Can Now Choose Between Jolie And Aniston

Hot on the heels of U.S. President Obama's historic repealing of the 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' bill regarding gays in the military, Obama has wasted little time in repealing a second, less-known similar bill. This one originated in Hollywood, but so...

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Funny story: Joy in Beverly Hills As Suri Reunites with Katie & Tom Cruise & Drops Acrimonious Divorce Suit In Exchange for Extravagent Christmas Presents!

Joy in Beverly Hills As Suri Reunites with Katie & Tom Cruise & Drops Acrimonious Divorce Suit In Exchange for Extravagent Christmas Presents!

Hundreds of Follywood stars who collect children like Mike Vick used to collect pet dogs, breathed a sigh of relief today as Suri Holmes-Cruise dropped her divorce suit seeking separate maintenance and 'her own life' that could have set a dangerous...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Tells Her Friend Chelsea Handler That She Has Become The Effen Blonde Version of Kathy Griffin

Jennifer Aniston Tells Her Friend Chelsea Handler That She Has Become The Effen Blonde Version of Kathy Griffin

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jennifer Aniston who has had more boyfriends than Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra, Clay Aiken, and Boy George all put together has lashed out at her (former) best friend Chelsea Handler. Aniston has flat out told Handler that she...

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Funny story: Angelia Jolie to Spend Christmas at a Random and Quiet Place

Angelia Jolie to Spend Christmas at a Random and Quiet Place

Hollywood - Angelia Jolie is sick of the paparazzi chasing her where ever she goes. She is so sick of the attention that she is going to go to a place where no one will be - a movie theater showing The Tourist. "It is so hard for an actress like...

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Funny story: "The Tourist" Bombs - Jolie Blames Depp, Depp Blames Jolie

"The Tourist" Bombs - Jolie Blames Depp, Depp Blames Jolie

HOLLYWOOD - The much awaited and much anticipated motion picture The Tourist has failed to reach its expectations and bombed worse than Madonna trying to sing a 9,000 word hip hop rap song. The film's two super stars Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp...

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Funny story: Things You Wish You Didn't Know about Angelina Jolie

Things You Wish You Didn't Know about Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie loves attention and gets it where ever she goes. There are a few things that she wishes no one knew about her. 1. She doesn't like sleeping in the dark 2. Her best kiss was with her brother. 3. She adopted children because Madonna was doing it. 4. Her lips came with a lifetime warranty. 5. Her reputation as a home wrecker is only true if you believe Jennifer Aniston...

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Funny story: Chelsea Handler Uses Comedy to Dis Angelina

Chelsea Handler Uses Comedy to Dis Angelina

Hollywood - Chelsea Handler used took time out of her stand up act to cut on Angelina Jolie. "I think it is safe to say that Angelina Jolie is better at breaking up relationships than she is at acting. I would also say she is a homewrecker." Chel...

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Funny story: WikiLeaks: Angelina Jolie Worked For CIA

WikiLeaks: Angelina Jolie Worked For CIA

Although not near as startling as the fact that Julia Child was a spy during World War II, the report in WikiLeaks CIA file shows that actress Angelina Jolie was working for them for 4-5 years before dropping out two years ago. "She was doing a gr...

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Funny story: Wikileaks To Release Never Before Seen Nude Photos Of Angelina Jolie

Wikileaks To Release Never Before Seen Nude Photos Of Angelina Jolie

CHICAGO - Wikileaks has just made it known that it has over three dozen never before seen nude photos of Angelina Jolie that it will be releasing shortly. The photos were reportedly taken by Brad Pitt when he and Jolie were vacationing in Cabo San...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber, Angelina Jolie, and Heidi Montag To Star In "WikiLeaks - The Naked Truth"

Justin Bieber, Angelina Jolie, and Heidi Montag To Star In "WikiLeaks - The Naked Truth"

HOLLYWOOD - The Tinsel Town Times Tribune has just stated that Left Coast Libido Pictures in association with TriMoon Films will begin shooting the movie WikiLeaks - The Naked Truth on December 24. The film which was written by the husband and wif...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Seen Leaving Miley Cyrus House

Angelina Jolie Seen Leaving Miley Cyrus House

Just when you think there can be no more surprises to the career of Miley Cyrus, her dad and mom break up, she breaks up with Liam Hemsworth and now, neighbors with sharp cameras loaned to them (Write to us) say that they have seen actress Angelina J...

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Funny story: Johnny Depp's Girlfriend Causes His Nude Shower Scene With Angelina Jolie To Be Cut From The Movie "The Tourist"

Johnny Depp's Girlfriend Causes His Nude Shower Scene With Angelina Jolie To Be Cut From The Movie "The Tourist"

HOLLYWOOD - The producers for the new Johnny Depp - Angelina Jolie crime sexcapade drama motion picture, The Tourist, have reportedly given in to the wishes of Depp's longtime girlfriend, Vanessa Paradis, and have cut out a naked shower scene between...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Cures Boredom with Surprising Affair

Angelina Jolie Cures Boredom with Surprising Affair

Movie star Angelina Jolie is bored with her relationship with Brad Pitt, according to a new report in Slur Magazine. Here is an excerpt: "Angelina's bored to death," says an unnamed source. "She craves excitement and new things, and Brad's more o...

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