Celtic manager Neil Lennon has breathed a sigh of relief after a jury returned a 'not guilty' verdict in his trial at Edinburgh Sheriff Court. Lennon had been accused of being assaulted by 26-year-old Hearts fan John Wilson, whose actions were sai...
Many an eyebrow is being raised in Manchester today as news has emerged that England player Owen Hargreaves has indeed made the switch across town from United to play for City. But it's not that such a move is new; Denis Law and others have made t...
The online version of the popular football management simulator, Premiership Management is expected to get a sudden upsurge in applicants to join after the shock announcement from Arsenal that they will be replacing Arsene Wenger with anybody who can...
Soccer crock, Owen Haregreaves is joining Man City as their "crock of the flock" and will play the same role as Michael Owen and Rio Ferdinand do at Man Utd. Modern day soccer is all a bit of a circus anyway so clubs are starting to invest money o...
Tottenham Hotspur have clinched a two year deal for FC Nazareth star Jesus Christ. Jesus, 2011, has been in talks with the North London side since Easter, but is now glad to be with what he calls his 'second home'. "I'm so glad to be here", sa...
Entering his 25th year in charge of Arsenal FC, Arsene Wenger has released a statement that he is still trying to find 'the right players' to spend his money on. In a statement released to the press, Wenger said: "It is imperative that I find...
Cranchester-On-Sea 3 Amplethrope Town 1 by Tony Whippersnapper A satisfying win for Cranchester as they punished a lacklustre Amplethorpe by scoring more goals than them by a ratio of 3 to 1. The Jouneymen, playing in an unusual 010110101110 b...
It seems that reports that Arsene Wenger has attempted suicide following his team's disastrous 8-2 dismantling by Manchester United's young assassins have been greatly exaggerated. An Arsenal spokesman told this organ, that reports that the beleag...
It seems that the reports stating that you can't find an Arsenal fan for love nor money, anywhere on the streets of Britain today appear to be true. For years now, Arsenal fans have been particularly vociferous about their team's achievements, cro...
Tottenham's 5-1 defeat to Manchester City has been blamed on Luka Modric's ear. "Some geezers got in Luka's ear and it's cost us the game" said manager 'Arry Redknapp. Redknapp also claims Modric is not "right in the head" amid reports of a new...
Premier League champions Manchester United are facing an uncertain future this morning after it was announced that its owners, the Glazer family, had been considering a share sale in Singapore to help raise money to reduce some of their huge debts.
Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has been sensationally dismissed from his position after the club's humiliating 8-2 defeat at the hands of Premier League rivals Manchester United yesterday. Wenger has been at the helm for almost 15 years, during whi...
Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson was described as "livid" after his side's 8-2 humiliation of Arsenal at Old Trafford yesterday, and told fans he was determined to shore up United's leaky defence. The Reds went top after their easy vict...
On a harrowing day for north London football supporters, Manchester Utd and City put a total of 13 goals past Arsenal and Tottenham Hotspur. Fabulously wealthy City went nap at Spurs, winning 5-1 but later in the afternoon Utd ripped an inexperien...
The singing of West Ham fans during their nPower Championship football match against Nottingham Forest today has been praised by a top music expert. Hammers fans were in fine voice at Forest's City Ground as they watched their team take a 3-0 lead...
QPR are haggling with Tottenham to pick up a bargain Peter Crouch. Local lad Peter Crouch was given the moniker 'Rodney' by Rangers fans when he first displayed his lanky frame down Shepherd's Bush: "Crouchie was a dead ringer for Rodney Trotter fr...
Geordies and Scousers don't mix. And now, Scot manager Kenny Dalglish has admitted that Andy Carroll is a misfit "head-butting case" and can only be used for cracking nuts. The 24 million spent on Carroll last season seems peanuts compared to Man...
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