NASA's cover story about searching for water on the dark side of the Moon is just that, a cover story. Biden ordered lunar strike based on specific independently collaborated intelligence (i.e., radio static) and a hunch that if Osama Bin Laden...
Lunar Base One-The people of the Moon are celebrating the unexpected death of a evil citizen whom some described as a "wicked witch". A Volkswagen-sized piece of machinery fell from the sky and crushed her as she was tormenting her diminutive fellow...
In their continuing search for water or, indeed, signs of life, NASA have crashed two unmanned craft into the surface of the singer Amy Winehouse. They hope to discover whether there is currently, or maybe has been in the past, water inside Winehous...
The Moon alarmed the people of Earth today and threatened retaliation for the bombing of its southern pole this week. In a message beamed live to all major news stations across the globe, an obviously angry alien figure shook its fist at the camera a...
The "Luuny" (as in lunar) US have gone and done it again, blown up 2 useless rockets on the moon, reasons, maybe there's ice below the lunar surface (better chance of catching werewolves actually!) at the right royal cost of $79 million dollars, so t...
All over the globe, people are searching out their lunar land ownership certificates to see if Friday's bombing by NASA has targeted their property. If it turns out that someone owns the area concerned, based on the Outer Space Treaty of 1967 they m...
Sea of Tranquility - (Lunacy): Tinfoilhatters campaigning for Pentagon computer hacker Gary McKinnon are over the moon. His extraordinary claims about a massive lunar UFO bunker located in the Cabeus crater region of the Moon's South Pole are abou...
In a peculiar move NASA has announced it plans on bombing the moon with a minivan piloted by a housewife chatting on her cell phone while making a late left turn on a yellow. The minivan is expected to hit the moon at 6,000 miles per hour and adva...
Sources close to the man on the moon revealed today that he is thoroughly fed up and very lonely. His best friend on Earth, Mr Ivor Telescope, said: "Last time I spoke to the man on the moon he was very depressed. Apart from the odd cow flyin...
Amsterdam - A moon rock presented by the United States to Holland has been identified as a hoax. For over thirty years the Dutch have cherished the rare object and featured it in a special display at the famous Dutch Geological Museum, allowing thron...
The famous moon rock given to the worthy menheers of Amsterdam has turned out to be a fake. Neil Armstrong, exercising his well-known cheeky sense of humour presented the moonrock during a city tour many years ago and the Rijksmuseum has exhibited...
Amsterdam - (Dark Side of the Moon Mess): A lump of petrified wood sourced to some paranoid Texan Bushes and billed as a genuine moonrock was given to Dutch PM Willem Drees by the Apollo-11 landing fakers. The alien artefact was found near the Buz...
WASHINGTON D.C. (AP Newsliar) -- The Apollo 11 astronauts and mission control flight directors met with President Obama today to celebrate the 20th anniversary of the first moon landing's 20th anniversary. "It was 20 years ago today that we met in...
Conspiracy theories couldn't get any more bizarre. NASA, the world's foremost space agency, which was till now a subject of many a crazy conspiracy theories regarding the authenticity of its Apollo 11 landing on moon, has now a spun out a loony consp...
President Barracks Obama's newly announced re-energising of the Space Programme has led to an unexpected phenomenon. Hundreds of thousands of acres of the Nevada Desert have been bought up by speculators keen to cash in on the moon and Mars landin...
Dayton, Ohio - Looking back on their historical moment of breaking the earthly bonds, journeying into outer space, landing on the surface of the moon and returning home safely to tell the tale of the greatest adventure mankind has ever known, the cre...
In 1969 NASA copied the BBC, who had made a documentary about pasta being harvested from trees in Italy for an April Fool's joke, and made their own silly film about people landing on the Moon. 'Hey, it was only a bit of fun', astronaut Buzz Light...
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