Port Huron,Mi.- Just days before the inauguration, President-Elect Barrack Obama has a new problem to contend with, chickens! From New Haven, Ct. to Palm Beach,Ca., from Seattle, Wa to Key West,Fl., agriculture, wildlife and customs officials scrambl...
Uh oh! Zac Efron is having cock trouble again and this time it's serious. The High School Musical prick just can't keep it under control. He's tried everything from tieing it down with garden takes, jamming it in a cupboard and even considering ge...
This year's epidemic of low test scores has an unusual culprit. Since the end-of-grade scores from tests taken in the spring were made public last week, authorities have been searching for an explanation as to why children in the south scored so low.
California's gay chickens were shocked with mix emotions last Tuesday in California. Early in the night, gay chickens all over the state were ecstatic as the results came in over Proposition 2, which would require that California's farmers allow chickens the right to a comfortable living space. Coronal Sanders sat in the back of Proposition 2 headquarters, happy that his chickens would grow up...
Capon, Ireland - No-frills airline Tonyair has vowed to be one of the last airlines flying the friendly skies after the global economic crisis and oil prices take their toll on the industry. In a move to cut costs, diversify markets and multitask,...
An American fast food chain from Kentucky is to fund research as to why chickens cross the road. In a major study starting today, Kenlucky Diced Chicken, the famous fast food restaurant group, is to attempt to get to the bottom of the quandry that...
Sarah Brown, wife of the UK prime minister Gordon Brown today revealed that her husband has got a huge cock. Speaking on Radio 4's show 'Desert Island Discs', she revealed that Gordon had been keeping chickens since his childhood. Mrs Brown rev...
Zoologists working in a very remote part of the Himalayas have discovered something which can only be described as beyond bizzare - a Man-Eating-Chicken! With the media wanting more information, TheSpoof.com was sent to investigate. What they unco...
Vengeful Russia under the iron thumb of Vlad " The Imp" Putin has been seeking every means for revenge against the US. Pay back comes for US support of Georgia against Russia's attempts to reestablish the Soviet empire and the US efforts to reignite...
In an amazing feet of strength and agility a Chicken crossed a road in Bavaria Today, provoking philosophical questions and debate. Yes, folks, its the age old question of Why did the Chicken cross the road and today in modern times we have opportun...
Eighties punk singer Feargal Sharkey has lashed out at the lack of big healthy virile cocks that are available for sex at any time of the day or night in an interview with Hot Press magazine to be published later this month.
Showbiz TV Celebrity Basil Brush has been arrested in Padstow, North Cornwall for killing and eating six chickens belonging to prize Poultry Breeder Mrs Nora Pullet.
(Philadelphia PA) Biologists at the University of Pennsylvania are warning Easter shoppers the famous marshmallow chicken is nearly extinct. The unusual bird has been declining in recent years due to heavy predation and breeding difficulties. The chi...
Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe is in mourning this evening after a crazed and delusional stalker broke into his London home and strangled his pet chicken 'Paxo'.
Celebrity chefs all over the world are seeking the next "big cause" following the "success" of Jamie's school dinners and Hugh Firmly-Twitingly's "Chicken Out" campaign.
Stud muffin super-chef Jamie Oliver is to star in a controversial 'snuff' movie to be screened on Channel 4 TV this week. He is going to show people how little cocks are murdered in their shells just after they've been laid. Male birds are despat...
Outside of the Tyson Processing Plant in Springdale Arkansas, a chicken was spotted crossing the road. Philosophers from the nearby University of Arkansas, who were dining at a nearby restaurant, witnessed the event and demanded to know "why?&q...
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