The recent 'Bird Flu' crisis has taken a sinister turn today. According to sources Mr Matthews supplied the very turkey that Dimwit George W Bush gave the Thanksgiving reprieve to.
Well, having spent over two years living in Turkey and practically emptying our bank account buying books, tapes, computer programmes etc. etc. in an attempt to get to grips with the confounded language we had to admit defeat. The embarrassment factor finally did for us. Out on the street we were gung-ho, jabbering away to all and sundry, but when we got home and realised that we'd told the n...
Turkey Manipulators in Norfolk have ducks and geese spitting feathers in the latest round of talks that has crippled UK Turkey breeding over the past few weeks.
"Lame Duck" is a term President George W. Bush simply cannot accept. He's proven by his athletic agility that he's nowhere near lame. And while some might call him a turkey, he's definitely no sitting duck. Fact is, he's been doing such a good job,...
John Madden will be forever remembered as a great and poignant football commentator. His stylings of witty irrelevance shall be steeped in the annals of television history. Yes, John Madden certainly brings a lot to the table, most noticeably inapp...
Turkey Becomes Christian and Unites with Cyprus:...
"It is neither the government nor our diplomatic team that saved Turkey from being dragged down a very dangerous road, but the Greek Cypriots," said Turkish opposition Republican People's Party (CHP) leader Deniz Baykal on Monday.
We all thought Thanksgiving was over. But for Saddam Hussein, it seems that it will always be a never-ending nightmare.
Washington DC President George Bush will address the nation this evening and is expected to admit to an extra marital affair with a Turkey. An...
On Thanksgiving morning I woke up, turned on CNN and was amazed to find out that George Bush had flown to Iraq for two and a half hours without any advance warning.
Geneticists at Lancaster University have announced that they have invented the world's first self-basting turkey - that actually pours its own juices back over itself while it is being cooked.
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