Doting grandmother Nelly Bother, 76, was distraught today after her first tentative steps into the information age were completely ruined by the collective efforts of a bunch of Yanks. Nelly, of Shiregreen, with the help of her Help the Aged suppo...
Terrible news in the UK this morning as Mail Online announced that reader comments are temporarily disabled due a technical problem. Most people only ever log on to Mail Online to read the readers' comments, which usually amount to nonsensical ran...
Following their announcement earlier this week that Google is to roll-out both voice and picture-recognition searches to computers, Buster Gonad, an insider explained that the company has something 'much bigger, much clever-er' up it's sleeve. 'We...
Last week, a U.N. report declared that Internet access is a basic human right. Let's take a look at some other pivotal moments in human rights recognition over the years. 1760 B.C.: Babylonian king Hammurabi affirms the right of Hammurabi to do whatever the fuck he pleases. 1,000 B.C.: Mosaic law establishes the rights of all of God's children--provided those children are Israelites who wors...
BROOKLYN - Congressman Anthony "Peckerwood" Weiner says that he is fed up with hearing everyone go on and on about Weinergate, the Tweeter Tickler, www.woody, and The Weiner Wee Wee. He admits that what he did was wrong, but he adds that he did no...
A new website is being launched to ensure the many thousands of sweat shop workers whose efforts in subsidising the profits of multi-national corporations around the globe, are not wasted in a blither of fake goods. The website, called Brand-i, a...
It's official - there just isn't enough smut, filth, porn, and perversion available on the internet these days. At a conference in a Godalming motel, fifty leading internet entrepreneurs agreed that there just isn't enough smut to go around, and o...
All the recent publicity regarding super injunctions appears to prove one thing - super injunctions are a complete waste of time and money, and only serve to focus even greater interest in the stories the litigants are attempting to gag. (Okay, that'...
All eyes are on Pippa Middleton after her head-turning role at the Royal Wedding. Global millions were transfixed by Pippa's classy chassis as they took in the Westminster Abbey spectacular. Her Almost-Royal Litheness wowed us all with her slinky...
May 9th, 2011 will forever be known as "The Day Network Died", in many parts of the US. Throughout the south and mid-west, web browsers and gaming consoles other than PS3s, went blank as a massive internet outage swept across the region. Famili...
A popular search engine has crashed after millions of people worldwide entered search terms pertaining to the royal wedding. The internal records of the company were released today which has begged people to stop repeatedly entering the following phrases and/or words: " Princess Grace ripoff copycat wedding dress" "snippy + dry + + kiss" " Chelsy , Chelsy, Chelsy! Yeaaaaaaaaaaah!"...
LONDON, NEW YORK, & LOS ANGELES - Film, music and videogame companies have agreed to file a litigation case against all 1,407,724,920 humans with internet access, just in case they 'try something'. "We're just covering our backs here," said a...
The Scottish Football Association has announced that it is making available a "panic button" application on its website. As concerns mount at the increasing number of clubs who could slip into administration, the football authorities up North are...
The Producers of BBC Mastermind were in shock last night after they were blamed for the catastrophic crash of the BBC's Online Service. The collapse came just 10 minutes after the presenter of the show made an unusual but seemingly innocent anno...
OUR WEEKLY SELECTION FROM THE FORUMS AT allwight.web allwight.com-forums>visiting>our towns>what our towns have to offer NO POSTS IN THIS DISCUSSION please register to post on the forums allwight.web-forums>living>looking for island people BERNARDO posted 5 Oct 2010: I have no human to seke but I did see a lovely little marmalade cat last, Eastre at my gait. When I w...
Concern is growing in the scientific and computing communities that the addressing scheme for Internet Protocol version 6 may not big enough. IP addresses are the unique identifiers assigned to networked devices. They are used to reference each individual connection to the Internet. IP version 6 is due to replace the current system, IP version 4, due to the lack of available addresses. When...
MANCHESTER, England - The star footballer with the Manchester United Red Devils, Chicharito is reportedly upset that photos of his girlfriend Shakira dressed in a swimsuit made out of dental floss have appeared on several sites on the Internet. Ch...
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