The recent announcement, from the Obama administration, that the CIA and Pentagon will begin to covertly arm the rebels in Libya has set off alarm bells in some quarters. Why? Because creditable sources have confirmed that many of the rebels are a...
At exactly 00.01 hours on April 1st a particularly nasty virus - part Trojan, part Worm, part BLING (Bin Laden is a Ninja Ghost), will hit computer, laptop, and even Blackberry users worldwide and will remain active until 2012. Known only as E=mc2...
NEW YORK CITY - A spokesperson for the "Fair and Balanced" network known as FOX has stated that according to two supermarket tabloids Just Saying and Say What? his network feels that Al-Qaeda could possibly be behind the Wisconsin teachers union stri...
Recent reports into the effects of using a mobile phone on the brain were welcomed throughout the world community yesterday. Although slow to admit it, most major mobile phone giants have accepted there is a risk of brain dysfunction over middle...
Dear People of America - Just a quick little note to remind everyone just how damn friggin good I am at evading being captured by the barbaric capitalist that have been searching for me for many years. I will give them credit because those dudes have just about looked in every cave in Pakistan and they have not found me (Osama Bin Laden). Well that is because I am not in Pakistan; I am in Missi...
In late-breaking news, the U.S. Central Intelligence Agency has issued orders to have singer Christina Aguilera detained, and proffered for transportation to "Club Guantanimo Bay", for an official interview. This, due to the most suspicious nature...
KABUL & BAGDAD - Al-Qaeda, the terrorist people, have announced that they will not attack the US, UK or Europe at any time in the future. "We now realise that there is more to life," said Bin-Laden, "We say we fighting for our Afghan brothers...
The US Defence Dept has revealed details of two 'white' Brits who died during an air strike in Pakistan. The deaths occurred during an attack on a suspected al-Qaeda terror group. The men's names have been given as Abdul Bin Larfin and Mustapha S...
The Ecuadorian volcano about to erupt is not a natural occurrence? Seismologists studying the outburst and the surrounding quakes were convinced that the volcano was only due to erupt in 2050 and not now. After researching the volatile situatio...
Security officials in the United States and abroad are scrambling this afternoon to thwart a potentially devastating terrorist attack and to quickly develop an effective strategy for dealing with what appears to be a new direction being taken by al...
T-shirt manufacturer fruit of the loon has pulled its trademark after causing controversy. Ex President George W Bush said the T shirt manufacturer was 'sending the wrong message to Al Qaeda.' Bush was quoting on the t shirts trademark 'everyon...
Bin Laden and his merry men (a modern day Islamic version of Robin Hood and his merry men not in green tights) are winning WWIII and this has been confirmed by the boss of UK armed forces, Sir David Richards. Sir David has admitted al Qaeda cannot...
LAS VEGAS, Nevada - For the last two years, the Las Vegas metro area has suffered the highest rate of foreclosures in the nation. "It's a ghost town out there," explains Capt. Abel Rodriguez of the Las Vegas police. "No street lights, no people...
British lives were saved by the use of information obtained from terrorist suspects by "surfboarding", according to former US President George W Bush. In his memoir, he said the simulated drowning technique helped break plots on various targets in th...
An explosion which caused the destruction of three houses in Salford, Greater Manchester, is being blamed on faulty gas work by a local builder. But Ron Badger, the accused workman, is claiming it was al-Qaeda. "I noticed a new printer in the h...
Sometime on Saturday night/ Sunday morning of the 30th/31st October 2010, the long hand of Muslim extremist terrorist organization Al- Quaeda arrived on Spain's Costa Blanca. The Campello Trumper has learned that at around 3am on the Sunday mornin...
Langley, Va - (Shoo-in Bomber Mess): A massive great big Xmas bonus awaits the Vatican head of counter-antiterrorism CIA top brass said this weekend. Second only to '25 years of George W Bush sobriety' theories the 'Yemeni Al Qaeda' Chicago synago...
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