I spent the afternoon sprawled out on the couch. My head rested on a cool, soft stack of pillows and my body was contorted much like that of the girl on page 60 of the magazine I kept underneath my mattress when I was a teenager. But it was comfortable. The television seemed to find its way from one sporting event to the other. Baseball games, UFC fighting, and even some bowling caught...
Fans of stupid theories and implausible concepts are today celebrating as the origins debate rages on. Quacks at the California University have come up with yet another physics bending theory, that the Earth once had TWO moons which somehow collid...
The saga of Harry Potter may have concluded, but fans of myth and fantasy need not despair - evolutionists are still manufacturing fairy stories with a vengeance. Archaeopteryx, one of the mythical poster-children of the evolution fallacy has been...
Like most modern day inventions, we have to give credit to the US military for Duct Tape. It is said that Army personnel in 1942 created it in order to keep water from leaking in ammunition cases. Before that, soldiers would use medical tape. While medical tape was great for adhering bandages to skin, it was not great for patching up things blasted by bombs. Gli Acquedotti Romani: Come Son...
TOPEKA, Kansas - In a move that has been met with praise from conservatives and criticism from mathematicians, the Kansas State Board of Education voted to add Intelligent Counting to its elementary school curriculum on Friday. Idi Ottick, spoke...
Idiot evolutionists are again clambering through the remains of yet another crumbling mountain of evidence! The row seems to be over what is popularly known as 'junk DNA'. Evolutionists want to imagine that as much as 98.5% of the human genome is in fact left over garbage from our ancestors. Unfortunately, those pesky scientists have spoilt the party and are increasingly finding out that in fac...
Comedian and evolution fundamentalist, Richard Dawkins, is being accused of being a big chicken, according to 'highbrow' scandal rag, The Telegraph Apparently, the normally outspoken believer taunter has refused to debate the existence of God with...
Crazy evolutionists are spinning a new yarn. The latest in a long line of improbable tales follows the adventures of the Crocodile. Evon Hekkala of Fordham University in New York and colleagues are responsible for this latest spellbinding fable, i...
Puzzled evolutionists are getting splinters in their fingers as they scratch their heads at science' latest finding. An insect known as a 'treehopper' has decided to turn back the clock, and grow three sets of wings!!!! Evolutionists tell the s...
Bonkers evolutionists are claiming that there is no rush if anyone needs to reclaim the remains of international terrorist Osama Bin Laden, who was supposedly buried at sea today. According to the phoney baloney theory, it takes millions of years...
In a remarkable turn of events, it transpires that humanity is tailoring the biosphere of Earth, proving once and for all that they are the designers mooted by the sham-science, scaremongering, opiate for the unimaginative: Intelligent Design communi...
The science world is reeling from the shock announcement that Pupfish, are evolving into Pupfish! "Most of the species look the same and they act the same, eating detritus and algae off rocks," UC Davis researcher Chip Martin said. However, Mar...
British tabloid 'The Guardiano' is again promoting evolution by another nut, 'Tom Redford'. In an attempt to flog his latest book, the newspaper is giving him column inches to promote the propaganda of evolution, in a surprisingly frank admission of lack of evdience. The following paragraph is copied verbatim under the fair usage policy for 'educational' and critical purposes. I STRESS that thi...
Rumours are spreading around the science world following the 'leak' that the illusive so called Higgs boson, the 'God' particle, has been detected. The Higgs boson is a theorised particle which 'Big Bangs' use to form universes. Supposedly. All...
Scientists from Harvard and Boston have announced a potential breakthrough in the fight against malaria. This has resulted in yet another 'proof' of 'evolution' being consigned to a toilet which is by now needing a good rodding out. Scientists...
Evolutionists are now breathing a sigh of relief as the mystery of the origins of life on Earth might finally be revealed. A boffin of Cambfordshire University, Adrion Kentingsmith, is reported to have announced the following hypothesis in a genui...
Fans of stupid theories are today celebrating following the announcement of the latest fanciful notion. According to Devan Stokovioj from the University of Buffalos, the universe 'exploded from a single point and was very, very small at first -- w...
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