WASHINGTON D.C. -- Al Gore has announced his intention to make his entire body carbon neutral using a new medical procedure developed by scientists over the last decade. The radical process called "de-carbonizationating" is the latest expe...
Red Sox General Manager Theo Epstein, Friday, revealed that Japanese pitching ace Daisuke Matsuzaka was suffering from what could only be described as a "severely inflamed gyroball," which may well land him on the disabled list.
In a move that can only grieve the 19 remaining English teachers in the United States, Blue Cross announced this week that they are dumbing down the correspondence that they send patients that submit claims for medical reimbursement.
While developing an aerosol to break down tars in smokers' repiratory tracts, researchers at the University of Maryland Munich Campus in Germany discovered an unexpected side effect that has raised some controversy.
Scientists, Urologists, and Sex Therapists from the Mayo Clinic Sexual Research Institute have recently been awarded the Nobel Prize for Medicine for their work on the reverse chubby. The opposite of the boner, officially called the de-erection (der...
After weeks of competition the winner of the World's best hiccup scarer has been crowned.
A man from Peterborough has today been the first to be diagnosed with 'Total Arse Syndrome' (TAS).
A group of Swedish boffins from Sweden in Holland claim to have perfected the cure to the common cold and if it's substantiated then the sky's the limit in money terms, with pharmaceutical giants from around the world sure to be beating a pat...
A new drug has been invented and while it is proven to counteract a condition which can lead to blindness, the drugs are very expensive and they may not be available on the NHS.
A new survey, published by the R.B.O (Research into the Bleeding Obvious) organisation has found that being alive can lead to almost every disease known to man. The doctors and substitute chemistry teachers who produced the report have advised that t...
KALAMAZOO (Reuters) -- NewYou Inc. is a new organ replacement company which offers several innovative therapies based on adult stem cell research.
Jersey City, NJ -- Ever ready to take advantage of a competitor's woes, Big Pharma has announced a "new" Aspirin tablet that will be loaded up with micro-magnets.
DURHAM NC--In a scene straight out of the movie, "Patch Adams," or a chapter in Norman Cousin's 1979 seminal classic, Anatomy of An Illness, doctors at Duke and UNC Hospitals have begun prescribing satire to patients with termina...
New York -- A major study published in JAMMIES (Journal of American Medical Malpractice in Emergency Situations) has shown that 5 million lives could be saved each year if the specialists called in could tear themselves away from the TV in t...
Baltimore, MD - Researchers at Johns Hopkins University revealed that workplace micro-management is caused, in part, by a brain condition known as bulorisus or "Brain Leak".
New York, NY -- On Saturday, November 4, an internet blogging site posted dozens of confidential medical documents stolen from the Fox News network's corporate offices. The documents reveal shocking facts about the physical health of the Fox News...
BETHESDA MD-The president underwent tests today after being hospitalized for complaining of severe headaches. Doctors first thought that he might be getting too much sleep, or feeling the fall out from the war, but tests revealed that the president h...
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