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Funny story: Tanker Fire Melts Oakland Freeway

Tanker Fire Melts Oakland Freeway

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Oakland, CA - An exploding gasoline tanker melted the steel underbelly of a highway overpass in the East Bay's MacArthur Maze early this morning, causing it to collapse onto the roadway below. Gay Rights activists claim th...

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Funny story: Oil company caters to Hollywood elte.

Oil company caters to Hollywood elte.

Celebrities and other Hollywood elite have been carted to as long as there has been a Hollywood. Clothing designers, car companies, even food companies, have all lined up to produce special items to carter to the Hollywood elite. Now a new company...

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Funny story: Free 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' bumper stickers annoy drivers

Free 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' bumper stickers annoy drivers

In a wave of vandalism stretching across dozens of states, "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" stickers have begun to appear on cars and other private property.

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Funny story: Area Man Doubles Car Value By Using Premium Gasoline

Area Man Doubles Car Value By Using Premium Gasoline

Seattle 3/12 - Local pizza delivery driver Trent Jones doubled the value of his 1988 Yugo when, through a mistake at the pump, he used premium gasoline to fill the tank.

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Funny story: Man Seen Urinating Into Supermarket Petrol Tanker - Police Investigating

Man Seen Urinating Into Supermarket Petrol Tanker - Police Investigating

Two supermarkets have insisted that their petrol is not faulty after millions of owners complained that their vehicles exploded.

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Funny story: Pope Says So What

Pope Says So What

Fanning the flames with gasoline, (crude selling at $60 a barrel) the Pope insisted his 799th apology was sufficient, adding a defiant, "So what?" He was trying to open a dialogue, and religious fanatics proclaimed a Jihad. They should star...

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Funny story: Ford Announces Water-Powered Automobile

Ford Announces Water-Powered Automobile

DETROIT, Mich.. -- The Ford Motor Company, in conjunction with Hydrolytics, Inc., announced today that they have produced, in a unprecedented engineering feat, a water-powered car that could end America's dependence on foreign petroleum for vehic...

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Funny story: Walmart to start selling Gasoline in 3 Liter Bottles

Walmart to start selling Gasoline in 3 Liter Bottles

(TULSA) Federal officials are investigating the explosion of Tulsa Walmart #3847 which killed 19 and wounded over 180. Walmart denies that test marketing of it's new, "Bottle o' Petrol" was the cause of the tragedy. Sources say...

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Funny story: OPEC Ministers Divulge Real Basis for Skyrocketing Oil/Gasoline Prices

OPEC Ministers Divulge Real Basis for Skyrocketing Oil/Gasoline Prices

OPEC (UPI)-Sources close to the world's primary oil producers have answered a question that has been on the mind of every American since the War on Terrorism began: Why is the cost of oil, and hence gasoline and diesel fuel, so high? The answer: Hurr...

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Funny story: Man Charged Arm and Leg for Gasoline

Man Charged Arm and Leg for Gasoline

Los Angeles, CA-Ask anyone across America today, and they will tell you that gasoline prices have reached ridiculous highs. Not the least of whom would be newly christened double amputee Frank McCrane, a resident of Long Beach, who was recently charg...

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