He may be spewing out fiery words for the national TV and international press, but in reality Libya's dictator could actually be suffering from a panic attack of the worst kind. News analysts closely watching Colon Murmur Qacadafi's TV appearances...
Libyan leader Col Muammar Gaddafi has made a defiant speech, blaming violent video games for the uprising in the country. Col Gaddafi said young Libyan gamers playing as al-Qaeda Terrorists had incited the revolt. Meanwhile, pro-Gaddafi forces...
Foreign Secretary William Hague, already under fire after the botched diplomatic mission to Libya, is facing increased pressure to resign after it emerged that he received backing from Colonel Gaddafi only 2 weeks before civil unrest hit the oil rich...
Colonel Muammar Gadhafi has agreed to exile in Hollywood. In a speech to his people today he told them he loved them and went over all the great uniforms he's worn while representing them but the time has come for him to fulfil his life-long calling;...
TRIPOLI (Reuters) - Muammar Gaddafi (more commonly known as G-dog) has vowed to die in Libya as a martyr. "Ma beeble laff mee," said Gaddafi. Earlier, witnesses protesting at Tripoli's Green square said Gaddafi was the most hated man in the wh...
Tel Aviv - Libyan leader Colonel Gaddafi has told The Knesset what his terms are for the 2011 Miss Congeniality crown. Israeli Prime Monster Benjamin Netanyahu immediately sent for Sandra Bullock and some of Tiger Woods' slutty old castoffs. Ga...
LSE, London: Strange things have been happening recently, the great and good, the chattering classes, have all decided en masse, that after 42 years, Colonel Gaddafi is a Dictator that should be sent to Coventry! In October 2009 at the governing...
Unhappy with the constant butchering of his name in the media, Muammar Al-Gaddafi, aka Moammar Gaddafi, Muammar Khaddafi, Moammar El-Gathafi, M. A. Kaddafy, El Cid, Pancho Villa, and Charlie Sheen today announced that he is changing his name to John...
In his most strongly worded statement yet on the turmoil in North Africa president Obama made the position of the United States very clear today in a speech from the oval office to the press. The United States has finally come to terms with this situation and cannot sit idly by while so many innocent people suffer. We cannot continue to put up with More and More Grafitti. People have started...
London - The government has responded to HM's heartfelt plea to see her bastard son Muammar one more time. Announcing a five day State Visit in the autumn 10 Downing Street sources said "WTF?" The vanity trip comes amid reports the Colonel is s...
London - The Chief Executive of the LSE has resigned amid an official probe into the organization's links to Libya. Sir Fatcat Arsewobbler said he recognised he'd made an arse of himself over sucking up to the bandit dictator. The LSE immediate...
Celebrities from the world of entertainment are rushing to distance themselves from the discredited regime of Colonel Gaddafi. Hot on the heels of Nellie Furtado returning £1 million received for performing for the Libyan leader, Beyonce and Maria...
In a surprise move announced today, Colonel Gadaffi said he was throwing in the towel - or at least that bright orange thing he sometimes wears on his head - and is accepting the job offered to him by Lord Coe to become manager of the Dockland's Ligh...
TRIPOLI, Libya - A spokeswoman for The Vampire Diaries has announced that the rumor about Libya's Colonel Moammar Gadhafi, 68, making an appearance on the Nina Dobrev - Ian Somerhalder show are in fact true. Loretta L. Luftnagle did in fact confir...
Actor Charlie Sheen has shown up in Libya and is a big hit with Colonel Muammar Gadhafi! "I'm here to study Colonel Gadhafi so I can play him in a movie after he dies a martyr", Sheen told Al-Jazeer television. Then he did a little dance. "I'll...
Moammar Gadhafi or "Old Gad-About" to his intimate friend, now claims that he has personally led his forces to retake several small towns around the Libyan Capital, while riding a white horse! "We were victorious against the whole al-Qaida army pl...
Chernobyl, Ukraine - Libyan QueasyJet Airlines today denied perverted abuse of Colonel Gaddafi's personal nurse Galyna Kolotnytska. The 44DD-24-34 peroxide paramedic has lodged an official complaint about being manhandled and threatened with bond...
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