After the NFL/AFL merger in the 1960's, viewers and fans have seen the WFL, the USFL, the World League, NFL Europe, the Arena League, and other professional football ventures come and go. The newest will start play in October with only four teams in...
Buffy Helms, a junior cheerleader at the University of Florida, resigned from her squad and spoke candidly with reporters on the eve of her schools participation in the BCS National Championship game. The young woman revealed sordid details of sexua...
The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, made famous by the many stories written about them by this author, are to perform a one-off behind-closed-doors 'show' for one of their all-time biggest fans, the former US Secretary of State, Dr Henry Kissinger. D...
Perverts across the USA were all smiles this morning with the launch of the world's first Cheerleader Masturbation kit. A spokesman for the manufacturer of the kit spoke to a packed group of raincoat-clad 50 year-old bald men at the company's late...
Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, angry at claims on a satirical news website that they are to perform naked, and are to simulate live sex scenes at halftime, have issued a statement to the effect that the claim is
The Dallas Cowboys kick off the new season at Cleveland on September 7th with a brand new secret weapon in their artillery - naked Cheerleaders. The Cowboys will unveil the eyecatching lovelies in a bid to distract the Browns from their task in or...
DURHAM -- At the halftime of the Duke-Carolina men's basketball game, Duke University will award its highest non-academic honor, the Spire Award, which recognizes those who make the significant contributions "to improving the aesthetics of t...
The National High School Cheerleading Championships took place once again at Walt Disney World in sunny Orlando, Florida. Teams from every state in the nation attended the competition to prove that they could jump, yell, flip, and wave their pom pom...
The state of Texas will begin testing student athletes at the high school level for performance enhancing drugs (including steroids) beginning in February. This comes into effect due to a near unanimous vote by the state legislature to reduce drug u...
The high school cheerleader in Washington that was accidentally trampled by the football team is recovering with only mild bruises. Friday evening, during the Homecoming game, she moved to straighten the center of a large banner just as the football...
Seattle, Washington - Always wanting to be both on the sideline and on the field, Cali Kaltschmidt, a cheerleader at Washington State's Aubum High, was torn between just being a cheerleader boasting the team's spirits and wanting to actually...
President George W. Bush has announced that he has accepted a position/job to become effective after the conclusion of his term of office. Effective February 1st of 2009, Bush will take over as the cheerleader coach at Longhorn High School, near his...
If Dallas Cowboy owner Jerry Jones has his way the Dallas Cowboys will become the Dallas Cheerleaders and, vice versa.
Fans pummeling Players, Players pummeling Fans, Fans hospitalizing Coaches, Coaches flooring Referees, Cheerleaders trampling Fans, chairs, cokes, bottles and projectiles flying all directions but UP, complete and utter knock down drag-out CHAOS in...
TAMPEX, Fla. - Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders arrested after having sex in a restroom stall were caught on video by one of the irritated patrons waiting to pee. The patron, sporting a Nikon Coolpix 5100, recorded approximately 3 minutes of vide...
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