During some renovation work at an Attorney's office in London, a Junior partner in the firm of Fergus, McCoy & Wisenheimer found quite a surprise behind the wall of their ancient firm. Builders were working on Attorney Boody Wade's office when...
In Cleveland, Ohio, three researchers were killed and 15 more were overcome by toxic fumes as prehistoric putrefaction escaped from the antediluvian ass of a baby mammoth carcass. The world-renowned scientists had gathered at Case Western's Harr...
Dateline Cairo, Egypt - A storeroom housing about three dozen ancient Egyptian fossilized farts have been unearthed inside a 3,000-year-old tomb during the latest round of excavations at the vast necropolis of Mimfft, twenty one miles south of Cairo,...
Absolutely stunning, if true, a long hidden secret tracing its way back to pre-Columbian prairie cultures has finally been revealed in North Dakota, USA. How could such a phenomenon have been kept hidden for centuries? The answer seems to lie in on...
I got a bit sidetracked during a mundane shopping trip to Southsea and found myself on the pier for a bit of mackerel fishing. I get a bite and wind in the line only to discover a priceless, ancient Greek, bronze, artefact snagged on the end. Some sort of ceremonial vessel I think. This goes on for about an hour; I cast off, a few minutes later I am gutted to find another Greek wonder dangling...
Researchers have placed reports on worldwide net websites about three boys in southwest Michigan who are exhibiting mammoth boners. The odd part of the story is that the reports do not come from sex researchers or even urologists but can be traced ex...
The archeological world was turned upside down when the fossil remains of a mythical animal known as a "Furby" was discovered in New Mexico. The remains were accidently discovered by State College students on an archeological retreat searchin...
Cairo Egypt: An archeological expedition to Egypt's Valley of the Kings has reported finding a strange inscription inside the innermost burial chamber of a 3500 year old Pyramid. The inscription @*$! #%* was written on a wall. Dr. Jones the head...
I've come to a sleepy village near Chipping Norton on the edge of the Cotswolds, where it is alleged that Nighthawkers regularly meet up under the cover of darkness. I was given the map reference and times by a contact I only know as 'Baz' who posts Nighthawking locations on his website. I parked my car at a lay-by a little distance away from the Nighthawking site and I'm now making my way tow...
Jerusalem - Rare documents were uncovered by archeologists this week believed to have been written by God prior to His creation of heaven and earth. Professor Calloused Hands, an archeologist teaching at the University of Wailing Wall in Jerusale...
More developments in the story of the "longest dwarf" skeleton unearthed in County Mayo, Ireland, last week; Scientists are now saying that the 6-foot long man is not necessarily the tallest dwarf ever found - he may be the remains of the shortest gi...
A 175 year old letter was authenticated this week that was written by the father of John Wilkes Booth. Apparently, John turns out to have been just a ship off the old block, as this letter was directed at President Andrew Jackson, and threatened to k...
University of Flat U Lence archeologist Ackmed I. Wuzza Arab described locating for the first time several fossilized farts in what is believed by Egytologists to be the actual "intestinal gas" left by Ptolemy the Winded. Applauding what Wuzza Arab c...
Palaeontologists have found a rock in Dorset that has got them very excited, but they cannot agree over what it shows. "One thing we're sure of," said Chris Tal, head of the British Geological survey, "is that the rock is four hundred million year...
London, England - Scientists at York University have discovered what appears to be the oldest human brain in Britain. The brain was discovered in a five year old child during routine examinations at her nursery school in Northern England. Scie...
Evolutionary biologists have made landmark discoveries recently all of which demonstrate the gradual development of life on earth. A fossil of a turtle with only a partially formed carapace gave support to the idea of a slow development from the simp...
Smithsonian Institute/ Archeological Times - Archeological scholars are astounded with the recent find on the Shetland Isles of a 300' high Landfill dating back thousands of years. The good news is that the site has never before been disturbed. The...
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