Moscow, Russia - Televised coverage of an outbreak of Russian realpolitik today saw a bizarre 'alien face' pop out of the folds of a blue silk dress worn by Valentina Matviyenko, Leader of Russia's Upper House, the Lublianka. Terrified Ukrainian...
Rachel, Nevada - An unknown backer, named on the Martian Monoliths website as online gambling billionaire Russ DeLeon, has pledged $50 million to build a home for a treasure trove of NASA's extraterrestrial gems currently languishing at Fort Belvoir,...
The president of the United States has a tough job. Not only do they have to run the US executive branch, but often the president has to make hard decisions on the world stage as well. With the trouble in Ukraine, and Russia posturing itself as po...
WAY DOWN UNDER -- It has humble origins. Found inside the intestines of a slaughtered sheep, in Western Australia, of all places, an ancient crystal known, among rock hounds, as a zircon, is the oldest piece of Earth on record. According to scient...
The United Nations Security Council was called into emergency session today when it was revealed that the Hubble telescope had spotted the Borg heading towards the solar system within two weeks of earth's orbit. After the session UN Secretary Gene...
Washington AC/DC - Officially, Obama is hosting bilateral President's Day talks with the Jordanian King at Sunnylands, Rancho Mirage in California this weekend at a sprawling 200-acre estate built by publisher-philanthropisst-diplomat Walter H Annenb...
Glenn Beck, conservative commentator and Tea Party golden boy, admitted that he was abducted by illegal aliens from outer space for 17 minutes while he was employed at FOX News. "My Gosh, it felt like 17 hours. It was terrible," Beck said. Acco...
ELY, NEVADA - Authorities in Ely, Nevada announced today that a transportation worker reported seeing a shiny disc-shaped craft hover in the air above the desert along Hwy. 59 a week ago, as it dumped a series of unidentified objects on to the ground...
Since the SETI Institute's Mothballed the Allen Telescope Array which scans the universe for signs of life in outer space, many were happy that enough donations have come in to finance the Telescopes working. Among those giving to help bring in mo...
"Whatever these things are or wherever they are from, they're sure interested in our chemical spill", says police officer. "I'm far from the water here and don't have to wear any special gear but I'll be glad to leave anyway." Others within ten mi...
Much to most people's surprise, Stephen Hawking has assured other scientists some time ago that what we call aliens have often visited the earth. With his mechanical voice and appearance, Stephen Hawking almost appears as an alien himself. However...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - The former husband of Katy Perry, Russell Brand says that during his life he has taken all kinds of drugs and drank all kinds of drinks. He claims that he is now drug-free as well as drink-free. He recently confided to his hairsty...
A report has appeared in the West Virginia Mountaineer that some guards have reported aliens or very freaky humans near the chemical spill there. "I hope it's not humans that are mutating into what we saw but maybe aliens from another planet might...
"Why didn't I bring her to Spain", shouted Director Ridley Scott after acid dripping aliens attacked his "Exodus" movie location unit in the Spanish desert. Sigourney, playing "Lott's wife" in the biblical epic was filming with another unit when...
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - The Russian-flagged ship MV Akademic Shokalskiy has encountered some "problematic issues" after one of Al Gore's climate science projects began its tests. In simple terms, the southern-hemisphere Summer welcomed them with an icy e...
Eighties new wave band 'A flock of seagulls' have today been bailed pending further investigation after it was reported they had swarmed and beaten down an OAP on Brighton pier last October. The band, fronted by a man who's hair looks like a set...
Apparently scientists at NASA are having trouble identifying exactly what Google Street pix are pulling in. "At first we all had a good laugh", stated Dr. Douglas Reynolds. "But then the evidence kept piling up." A few reporters have seen the a...
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