KARACHI, Pakistan - A spokesperson for Hasbeen Toys, manufacturers of The Osama Bin Laden Bobblehead Doll have said that they have completely sold out of the Al-Qaeda leader dolls. Tando Diggy Kanjikot, a spokesperson for the largest retail chain...
ABBOTTABAD, Pakistan - The owner of the multi-million dollar compound where Al-Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden was gunned down has taken Bin Laden's infamous video recorder and placed it on eBay. Multanna Rawalpindi, 51, owner of the compound said th...
Pakistan - Relatives at Osama Bin Laden's compound in Abbottabad,were busy setting up tables outside the compounds walls to have a large yard sale. Already on display were several of his favorite rifles, military shirts, pants and shoes, but then the...
The Pakistani Home Office Minister, Fatima Chipfryeur, said today that the fact Mr Bin Liner was living in a massive compound roughly eight times larger than other homes in the area in the medium-sized city of Abbottabad, itself home to a large Pakis...
The German Federal Intelligence Service (BND) have announced today that they have foiled an al-Qaeda plot to target the 2011 Eurovision song contest. The plot was intended to be in retaliation for the killing of their leader, Osama bin Laden, at t...
In a strange turn of events, Osama Bin Laden, his son, and Saif al-Arab Gaddafi, son of Col Gaddafi were all apparently killed on or around May 1st. It has always been a promise of Allah to allow martyrs 72 virgins as a reward for sacrificing their l...
Panic swept through a Greek shipping boat when the crew spotted the 48-hour dead Osama Bin Laden. The late Al Qaeda leader was walking on the water. Said the head of the Athens-based shipping company: "Dear God no, my men were not drunk. They k...
Islamabad - Hours after American Navy Seals took out Osama Bin Ladin in a covert operation of amazing swiftness, Al Queda operatives claim they have a portion of Osama Bin Ladin's nose. "The American swine shot off part of his nose!" said Abducta...
Pakistan - Breaking news alleges that the trigger man who pulled the plug on Al Qaeda leader, Osama Bin Laden was none other than former New York City taxi driver, Travis Bickle. Who was portrayed with chilling intensity by Robert DeNiro in Martin...
To celebrate the unfortunate demise of charismatic murderer and the world's most famous cave dweller Osama Bin Laden, the Acme Plastic Bag company of Idaho has produced a series of souvenir plastic rubbish sacks. Delicately printed with a picture...
There were celebrations in households across the world this evening as it became apparent that the al-Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden's double - a man said to be even more evil and tyrannical than Mr Bin Laden himself - had been killed to death. Mr...
Celebrants and organizers cannot decide on the proper funeral song for the funeral of Osama Bin Laden. While such things as the flower choice were obvious (poppies, because of the opium), the music is still causing great debate. Apparently, the a...
An English pet store owner claims that Osama Bin Laden isn't really dead. Bin Laden, who was supposedly killed by American Special Forces and ground forces on a compound raid in Pakistan, was the leader of the terrorist group Al-Queda and the master...
Today, in early trading, share price for google rocketed on the news that Osama Bin Laden has been killed during a daring raid by US Special Forces. Since 2001, the US had been looking for a guy, with a beard, on crutches, with one kidney in the m...
Unnamed sources at the Central Intelligence Agency in Langley, Virginia, USA claim that they are on the verge of publishing a report that former British heavyweight champion Henry Cooper and Obama Bin Laden were one and the same person. The eviden...
It has come to light that the Royal Wedding on Friday is a sham, a hoax, a diversion. According to palace insiders William and Kate have already tied the knot in a small ceremony in Tahiti, and look-a-likes will replace Kate, William and the Archb...
NEW YORK - In Harlem is an new shopfront selling cakes, cookies and the odd doughnut. What makes it different is the people who run it. The Tea Party and Al-Qaeda have funding shortfalls - and due to low public approval rates, have not been able t...
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