Dear P4YG, My partner and I recently read with great interest about the Antikythera mechanism and its use on the ancient Greek Isle of Lesbos. Kitten and I are big fans of the archaeology of scientific instruments. In fact we have quite a collection of ancient and antique devices. We found an imperial wooden hot dog that is believed to have been found inserted in one of Caligula's s...
Dear P4YG, I know that you are mostly a sex advice columnist but I will share my romantic problem with you in the hope that sex and romance may somehow be connected. I am deeply attracted to a beautiful young woman. It seems that whenever I draw near and try to show her how much I am enamored with her it just draws rivals as if from out of the wood work. If I ignore her, the other suitors s...
Dear AFF44G, Is it true that there are Catholic HS's that are forcing students to give hair samples for mandatory drug testing? Isn't this a violation of the strong defense of human rights in Catholic Social teaching? How have the tests gone so far? Just Curious Catholic Dear JCC, Yes it is true in fact I am Lord High Ruler of one of these very pinnacles of learning. Forcing is certainy a...
Querida P4YG, Ho K! Yo got un new amigo. He has a dick, I founded out, butt(Oh so sweet! Don't Ask!) He, mi Yessica, wears the nicest ladies' clotheses. Plus he has a girlfriend and a kid! Did I tells you he give me AIDS!? But I loves him! Don't chew get the wrong idea...I am a true Macho Mexicano...Not Gay at all...Butt...I already told you... Ayudame por favor... HSH Dear HSH,...
Dear P4YG, As a lifelong Masochist who has bonded(literally and spiritually) with a fuckin' sick sadist for more years of marital bliss and blisters than either of our Catholic parents could manage, I would like to know if the SnM community has been able to whip and chain their way into the tight ass of this Presidential campaign? Wanton Political Pain Dear WIPP, You, my dear whi...
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