Dear Paraphernalia4Your Genitalia: Have I got a Boyfriend4You!

Written by Pointer

Monday, 18 August 2008

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Care must be taken before electing to get involved with an asshole

Querida P4YG,

Ho K! Yo got un new amigo. He has a dick, I founded out, butt(Oh so sweet! Don't Ask!) He, mi Yessica, wears the nicest ladies' clotheses. Plus he has a girlfriend and a kid! Did I tells you he give me AIDS!? But I loves him! Don't chew get the wrong idea...I am a true Macho Mexicano...Not Gay at all...Butt...I already told you...

Ayudame por favor...


Dear HSH,

Primero! Yo soy Querido!!! That is the masculine "O!" But(and don't you be peakin'!)P4YG has no biases or prejudices against Mexican men who are not gay (Dios, Prohibe!)but like a little male tail time and again. Your fashionably dressed male tail did not give you anything but apparently a good time! If you got HIV/AIDS it was because HSH was ESTUPIDO! Gay, straight or crooked, es necessario que TEN Cuidado! Now take your medicine and por favor, protect the other beautiful butts, if they come along!

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