Fans at White Hart Lane have been finding life hard to bear lately, with Tottenham rooted to the bottom of the Premier League table, but there was a new twist to the saga this morning when Ali Ashraf, the man who owns the burger van outside the groun...
Arby's, a division of Triarc, purchased the Wendy's fast food chain for over $2.3 billion. This was their third attempt to buy the hamburger company founded by the late Dave Thomas and named for his daughter.
FBI investigators have finally caught up with Hamburglar after a 33 year hunt.
"Buy them fresh from the truck, fast frozen or cooked to perfection, our steaks are 100% cruelty free," said spokesman Herschel Schmoikel Krustofski.
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