Apparently, Pippa has been approached by QPR management to be their official spokeswoman. They want to 'grab' her before any other football clubs pick up on the idea. When asked how she felt about this, Pippa commented, "Well, I am honoured...
The QPR manager Colin Wanker has scoffed at rumours linking the sexy and fashionable West London football club with the window licking gypo Carlos Tevez. "Tevez's £200,000 a week wage demands were not a problem"stated a club spokesperson "but we a...
QPR fans are bracing themselves for a massive penis reduction from the Football Association. FA spokesperson Arthur Slaphead-Mason is calling for a 10"reduction and claims "Those big time Charlies have been larging it up for years". QPR fans have...
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