While auto repair shop orders for muffler bearings continue to drop and direct to consumer sales virtually nonexistent, additional layoffs are expected across the muffler bearing industry well into 2011, says manufacturing analyst, Ben Onabender.
Prince Charles is touring the country in a train that runs on biofuel in an attempt to educate the country for a green future. The train runs on carbon neutral ligneous cellulose grown on wasteland, producing as much carbon dioxide as was taken up...
The BP oil corporation announced today that according to their scientists, engineers, and researchers - who apparently are smoking whatever their erstwhile "fearless" leader Hayward was imbibing - that fishies and birdies, and, indeed, all of God's c...
London UK: The Sun is reporting that a special session of Parliament has been called with the Queen to be in attendance. Prime Minister Cameron and Parliament need to consider the current "muck spill" cleanup on UK western beaches. The UK accident ha...
(Chicago, IL)Today, Al Gore admitted to Oprah Winfery that he became an environmentalist to score more women. "Women environmentalist are very passionate not only about the environment, but they are passionate about pleasing Al in bed." Al Gore t...
Creating massive environmental disasters obviously is a lucrative business and BP are certainly proving that. Their share prices have risen and middle East investors just can't wait to buy a piece of BP's "oily cake"! While the world has been t...
A leading scientist from Europe has sent word to the activists that they should not attempt to clean up the birds that are coming back to the shore with all the oil on them. "I know it sounds cruel, but these birds are already dead." "We have d...
The decline in bee populations is probably due to over-exposure to pollen, the Environment Secretary Caroline Spelman probably claimed today. Bee populations have been shrinking in recent years and lobby groups have pressed for government funding...
Due to environmental concerns and numerous safety violations, President Obama's Environmental Protection Agency has ordered that all semi-tractor trailers in the United States be sent to scrap yards where they will be melted down and recycled.
A US EPA representative today announced that British Petroleum shall be directed to use a less toxic dispersant in the Gulf of Mexico. Reportedly, the dispersant being used up until now was manufactured by a BP subsidiary, and while it was neither cl...
In response to the BP Oil Rig Explosion and the ensuing environmental disaster, world renowned environmentalist Al Gore has unveiled a new plan for Fast Action Response Teams to be able to counter attack against any future disasters. From hi...
In an effort to win over the hearts and minds of potential Infidel sympathizers, Al-Qaeda has begun the process of developing a new environmentally sensitive car bomb. Spokes-Terrorist Ali Ahmed Akbar, recently unveiled the new design at a car show...
A shocking confidential report leaked from environment watchdog Envirowatch reveals that most of Britain is now underwater, and that climate change sceptics are keeping it secret from the public. Starting in 1975, the south west of the country sta...
A bill being debated by the House is causing confusion and embarrassment for some high priced gigolos in America. The bill, H.R. 5019, is a green proposal designed to give taxpayers a rebate check for weather-proofing their homes and installing envir...
ANCHORAGE, Alaska - In an effort to show America she has turned over a new leaf, Sarah Palin has announced she will star in an upcoming 8-episode television show focusing on Alaska's environmental issues, set to air this season on Discoveries' The Le...
The Green Party has today begun campaigning ahead of the forthcoming general election in May. They got off to rather a slow start as power-saving measures at head office prevented the news from reaching them. Today they finally received a carrier pig...
Following a landmark Supreme Court ruling, the APA (Anecdotal Protection Agency) has declared that satire is a literary pollutant, and will introduce satirical quotas for all authors and large publishers. The presenter of the popular satirical tel...
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