NEW YORK, New York - A number of Egyptian-Americans, including a few of the more notable Egyptian bakers in the city, have converged on the few Egyptian bricklayers and police officers who live and work in the city. In an action that seemed suspic...
CAIRO, Egypt-In a characteristically self-sacrificing move, longtime Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak (five time winner of the coveted award for "World's Silliest Name"; and that is a very competitive category, especially in Arab nations, which often...
PORTSMOUTH, N.H. - Police and federal agents descended on Smuttybutt Brewery on Heritage Avenue in Portsmouth today, as part of a nationwide sting aimed at apprehending the mostly Egyptian terrorists who have infiltrated a number of regional and nati...
BERN, Switzerland - Swiss President Micheline Anne Marie Calmy-Rey, aka "The Empress of The Alps" has stated on the record that she has given the go ahead for her country to proceed with plans to invade the African country of Egypt. President Calm...
The protests in Egypt have created a great deal of international attention, and almost certainly will result in the ousting of President Mubarak. Let's take a look at some other famous revolutions in history. Circa 10,000 B.C.: The Agricultural Revolution introduces the domestication of plants and animals, paving the groundwork for human civilization. Viewed in a negative light by most non-huma...
Former President Hosni Mubarak is expected to star in the next Woody Allen romantic comedy which will be filmed in Cairo, Egypt. Currently in the center of news and a revolution, Allen feels Egypt would make an excellent location for his film. Att...
Western Intelligence agents based in Cairo, Egypt, have informed their governments of the real reason why President Hosni Mubarak is refusing to leave power and accept exile as the Egyptian people are demanding. He fears that he will be unable to...
CAIRO & THE AFTERLIFE - Mubarak, failing leader of Egypt has come under praise from the gods. The gods, who have sent down a memo, have stated that 'Mubarak is an extension of our traditions' and is 'welcome for a place in the afterlife'. T...
The Egyptian President, whose family wealth is estimated between 25 - 70 billion dollars, is reportedly executing an historic plunder of the country prior to departing for an undisclosed location. His increasingly bizarre behaviour is atributed by...
Talks between President Obama and Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak are becoming more productive as the Egyptian leader has finally agreed to step down just as soon as the pyramid he contracted to build over the last 30 years is finished being built.
Following my recent exclusive coverage of Pharaoh Obamasanuckasamun's press conference, the new ruler was so delighted with our coverage of the story that he asked the spoof back for the follow up press conference. Unfortunately, Spoof hack Mash...
After many days of un-founded rumour, and wild speculation, President Pharaoh Barcack Obama has finally revealed to the world the full truth of recent events in Egypt. Speaking from an un-known temple somewhere near ancient capital Memphis, the W...
ICU syndrome is a disorder in which patients experience sensory deprivation caused by sleep disturbance, continuous light levels, stress, and above all, lack of orientation, or rather loss of time and date. Our body, a worn-out machine, is comprised of 70% water and some 'dirt of the earth'. This junk machine has some input-output devices such as sight, hearing, speaking, etc. In the meantime,...
Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak has agreed to step down, but only if he gets a Pharaoh's burial upon his death. "Mubarak basically said," said Khola Khoka, minister for the exterior, "we could have a new president over his dead body." Work has...
Ageing icon, female heart throb , and famous contract bridge player Omar Sharif played the final card on his gutsy 7 No Trump Bid to become the new President of Egypt as a breathless world looked on in amazement! With his beloved country in dis...
Taking advantage of social unrest sweeping the nation thieves in Cairo made off with two of Egypt's most famous landmarks yesterday, the Great Pyramid of Giza and the Sphinx. How the thieves absconded with the two colossal landmarks in broad dayli...
This has never happened to me before, but this day, Friday, 4th February 2011 would be etched in my memory forever and ever. I was amongst the thousands upon thousands (not exactly the one million expected!) Of fellow Muslims in the square in Cairo, for Friday prayers. We took our shoes off and prostrated ourselves towards Mecca, I had the misfortune to be behind a flatulent worshipper. This wa...
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