As the 2009 Wimbledon tennis championships finally get under way this afternoon, there was real drama in SW19 this morning, as the queue of people waiting to get in to see the opening match grew and grew and grew - and eventually stretched all the wa...
Andy Murray has welcomed Rafael Nadal's shock exit from the French Open, saying that it represents 'a massive opportunity'. Nadal, the World #1 and winner of four consecutive titles at Roland Garros, was beaten by Sweden's Robin Soderling yesterda...
British no.1 tennis star, Andy Murray, is at the centre of a new controversy this morning, after he won his first round match against Andrei Pavel by a knock-out at the Australian Open tennis. Murray faced the Romanian at the Rod Laver Arena this...
Police in Abu Dhabi are looking into abuse allegations after British no.1 tennis star Andy Murray was said to have beaten Rafa Nadal severely in their match here last night. Murray won the tussle 6-4, 5-7, 6-3, but afterwards, it has been claimed,...
Hot on the heels of his first foray into the literary world with his autobiography "Hitting Back" it has been confirmed that British tennis sensation, Andy Murray, has signed a lucrative publishing deal which will span the whole of his tennis career.
Even friends and family of the rich and famous can have problems selecting gifts. So our team has been helping out with ideas gleaned from the many Christmas catalogues which have arrived at The Spoof office over the last few weeks. This week the focus is on gifts for British tennis sensation, Andy Murray... 1. Thorntons Deluxe Hamper Ideal for sharing with Team Murray - or perhaps not, fo...
A chance meeting at the Miami Beach Go-Karting Experience, has led to British tennis sensation, Andy Murray, being invited to join in classes at the Miami City Ballet School. "We had been discussing overtaking techniques with this guy at the track...
Amongst the paraphernalia accompanying British tennis sensation, Andy Murray, on his journey to his Winter training ground in Miami this year, is an important piece of interactive software - 'Teach Yourself Gaelic Swearwords'. "Och, we're [bleep]...
Andy Murray, the beaten finalist in last night's US Open Tennis championships at Flushing Meadows, has said he knows he has to improve elements of his game if he is to win a major tournament, and has vowed to have a shave. Murray lost in straight...
Andy Murray and world number 1, Rafael Nadal, are locked in a battle for a Final berth against Roger Federer in the US Open at Flushing Meadows today, in what has been called the Muscle Match. Both these young men have impressive muscles, and deli...
Flush Meadows, Ny - It was an historic first day at Flushing Meadows where on one of the side courts the world's first Siamese twins to play professional tennis made it through to the second round. The girls actually received a bye as Maria Shara...
Tennis player Andy Murray is to retire from tennis to take up pingpong.
There was disappointment on Centre Court tonight, as the Andy Murray Crowd failed to live up to its previous high standards, underperforming to such an extent, that Murray was buried by number 2 seed Rafael Nadal.
The Andy Murray Crowd, that rowdy collection of cheering, sneering, leering and jeering middle-class reprobates, have bought-up all 15,000 tickets for the Scot's Quarter Final showdown with Rafael Nadal
Wimbledon - (Ass Mess): Expect a Six-Love, Six-One, Six-Love thrashing of up-and-coming pointless Tim Henman replica Andy Murray by world No 2 seed Rafael Nadal on center court in Wimbledon tomorrow.
Wimbledon - (Balls Up Mess): "Strewth, everybody knows that weedy, gormless, desperate, red-haired little git is Gorgon Brown's bastard, that's why!"...
The International Tennis Federation and Wimbledon organisers are looking into accusations of cheating in the Andy Murray v. Richard Gasquet match on Centre Court this afternoon.
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