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Funny story: US Election Latest: Putin Storms Ahead in Polls

US Election Latest: Putin Storms Ahead in Polls

Russian President Vladimir Putin has shot into the lead in the race for the American White House after a stunning electoral result in the Republican Primaries.

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Funny story: President Bush Accepts Post at Yale

President Bush Accepts Post at Yale

January 31, 2004 10:15 EDST: WASHINGTON. President George Bush has accepted a teaching post at Yale University to begin in September 2005. In a joint news conference at the White House, Yale President Richard C. Levin announced that Presiden...

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Funny story: John Kerry and Teresa Heinz-Kerry accused of selling ketchup to Iran, N. Korea

John Kerry and Teresa Heinz-Kerry accused of selling ketchup to Iran, N. Korea

In a stunning development in the race for the White House, presidential hopeful John Kerry, and his wife, Teresa Heinz-Kerry, have been accused by the Department of Homeland Security of selling ketchup to known enemies of the United States.

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Funny story: White House: Everything was Saddams Fault

White House: Everything was Saddams Fault

United States General Ricardo Sanchez has warned that the presence in Iraq of such terrorist masterminds as Abu Musad  Zarqawi and Hasan Ghul  are proof that the instability in the country are the direct fault of Saddam Hussein. " If S...

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Funny story: White House Aide Leaks Template for Bush's State of the Union Address

White House Aide Leaks Template for Bush's State of the Union Address

In a stunning leak from the White House, a Microsoft Word template has been forwarded to news sources around the world.  Reportedly taken directly from the White House's servers, the bottom left margin of the document shows path name

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Funny story: Kay: Iraq War Due to Lack of Intelligence

Kay: Iraq War Due to Lack of Intelligence

David Kay, Chief US Weapons Inspector, has blamed the Iraq War on a lack of adequate intelligence, namely George Bush's and his own, as well as every other official in the White House.   "I don't know why everyone i...

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Funny story: President Bush Pens New Book, Prematurely Leaked to Press

President Bush Pens New Book, Prematurely Leaked to Press

A disgruntled former White House Aide, who has asked to remain anonymous due to members of his family being employees of the CIA, has handed over a photocopy of an early draft of a new book written by U.S. President George W. Bush.  The boo...

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Funny story: Pretzel Logic

Pretzel Logic

On January 13, 2002 while President George W. Bush was at home in the White House all alone, watching a football game and munching on pretzels, he suffered a serious mishap involving a fainting spell when he choked on a pretzel.

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Funny story: President Bush's Job is Outsourced to India

President Bush's Job is Outsourced to India

In a surprising move, White House Chief of Staff Andrew Card has outsourced the President's job to India. "We need to show the nation we are serious about trimming expenses and lowering the deficit. The best place to start is right here at home. W...

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Funny story: Lewinsky Loses Lawsuit

Lewinsky Loses Lawsuit

Former White House intern Monica Lewinsky, whose brief affair with Bill Clinton nearly ended in the impeachment of the former President in 1999 for the crime of sleeping with some really ugly women, has had her claim to recoup 1.16 million US dollars...

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Funny story: White House Unveils Global Warming PR Campaign

White House Unveils Global Warming PR Campaign

Washington DC: Responding to worldwide criticism of its environmental policies, the Bush Administration has announced a new public information and awareness campaign entitled "Beyond Kyoto: A New Look At Global Warming."...

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Funny story: Bush Sinks His Teeth Into Mars Mission

Bush Sinks His Teeth Into Mars Mission

The British team responsible for the ‘Beagle 2'project, were astounded by a mocking message they received from The White House.

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Funny story: Bush To Eliminate Seperation of Church and State, Claims to Be "Divine"

Bush To Eliminate Seperation of Church and State, Claims to Be "Divine"

Washington DC: Speaking from the White House Press Room, President Bush announced today that the US will do away with the notion of Church and State.

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Funny story: Black Eyed Peas Perform 'Where is the love?' in New Osama Bin Laden Video

Black Eyed Peas Perform 'Where is the love?' in New Osama Bin Laden Video

WASHINGTON D.C.-In the wake of it's release, Donald Rumsfeld spoke about the new Osama Bin Laden video yesterday at a White House Press conference. "Bin Laden appears to be surrounded by the Black Eyed Peas, who are singing ‘Where is the love?'"...

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Funny story: Nuclear Incident Blamed on Gamer

Nuclear Incident Blamed on Gamer

Shock and awe in the White House today as one of America's nuclear warheads went on its merry way to China. A gamer playing Command & Conquer: Generals online launched a nuclear weapon on the game, which unfortunately triggered a real nuclear str...

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Funny story: Saddam Paints The White House Pink

Saddam Paints The White House Pink

George W Bush was shaken yesterday morning when he woke up to find that the White House had been painted pink.

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Funny story: Bush laments 'homelessness' as White House disappears

Bush laments 'homelessness' as White House disappears

American President, George Bush, has today spoken out about the apparently regrettable disappearance of the White House. In his speech he described how he'd left the house and went for quick walk with his dog:...

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