CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - George Bush, head of the joint National Security and Homeland Security departments, announced their latest anti-terrorist technique that all citizens should immediately employ. The measure involves using red duct...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - George Bush held a press conference today walking holding the hand of his fiance', Tony Blair. President Bush hoped it would dispel rumors that he was seeking a new lover.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - Corrupt Bastards Club judges in the Bush Administration made a striking blow against freedom, liberty, the media, and the Constitution when they overruled the only judge who held that a controversial surveillance e...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - Smokers united to protest smoking ban bills that have been passed, saying that it infringes on their Constitutional rights and the intent of our forefathers when they wrote the Declaration of Independence.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - TheSpoof.com - Maxwell Smart forgot that the Cone of Silence doesn't work on books. He wrote a diary exposing some of his most devious deeds in history, including killing Cock Robin. The diary was exposed by Jalapenoman,...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - India - In an article for IndiaDaily.com, Sudhir Chadda writes, "You may not realize today but ten years from today you will acknowledge George Bush is America's best President."In a push to improve his i...
Just to refresh your memory, since this first document hasn't been read in years, here is the Bill of Rights:...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - The whole world was shocked by Dicktatur Bush's move to free "Scooter" Libby, but the move delighted his daddy, Satan. Satan is working hard to keep President Bush from being impeached, and Libby'...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Alaska - The Alaskans have joined together to buy back Alaska from Texas. President George W. Bush had previously bought Alaska with his pocket change, bu...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Iowa - John McCain's influence in keeping Ron Paul out of the Iowa Christian Alliance Republican debate backfired when Ron Paul showed up to greet over 1000 of his supporters in his own meeting next door. There were 1000 s...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Iowa - Yesterday, Ron Paul had over 1000 supporters show up for his gathering in Iowa. It was reported that "over 600" people attended the gathering. This was because the reporter was a Neocon Nazi Republican and ev...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - New World Earth - The Bush/Blair wedding was delayed once again because of the concert for Diana in London where Sir Elton John performed.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Ripley, WV - Superhero Cal-el mourned the death of fellow Superhero Captain Marvel today by standing in the microwave. He then placed a wreath on Captain Marvel's grave. Captain Marvel was assassinated when he was headed...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - RIPLEY, WV - Ripley Storm Trooper Police and sheriff officers stormed 12 Tanglewood Village and brutalized an elderly disabled man today. The police came with guns drawn and screamed for the man to come out. The man repeatedl...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - The RNC has now officially changed its name to the Corrupt Bastards Club. Having so many members thrown in jail in Alaska due to their corruption, being exposed by undercover TheSpoof.com writer, Gnarly Erik, the...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - West Virginia - Yesterday, Billy Bob Bush logged onto TheSpoof.com and read the article, Catholic bishops of England and Wales demanded human ri...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Romania - Dick Cheney, expecting the worst from the new Congress, is selling his castle. The castle once belonged to Vlad the Impaler, and is known as Dr...
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