Little Tommy Wallerby had quite the outing on December 1, 2008. The four-year-old tyke's West Vancouver parents were a little put off when their belligerent son requested Princess Barbie sheets during a recent family shopping trip to Wal Mart.
The Consumer Product Safety Commission has issued an immediate recall of the following toys made in China. Adults: The Rabbit Grabit Ms Suzy Squeezems Mr. Dick's Erector Set Nurse & Patient Outfits I Spy With Old One-Eye Lady And The Tramp Outfits Bucky Rides Again Willie and Beaver Cleaver Rooster, Hen Feathers Galore Uncle Remus Fake Penis Childrens: Baby's First Sewing...
Multinational toy manufacturers Fookhall Inc today announced the introduction of their latest toy, and, wait for it, it's a brick, that looks like a brick, feels like a brick, but because of its unique construction can't do the damage that a conventi...
PEORIA, Illinois - The Assbro Toy Co. has just announced that it has started 24-hour-a-day production on what they are hoping will be the most popular toy of the Christmas season the 'Joe The Plumber' action figure doll.' Assbro will be selling t...
TheSpoof.com writer Monkey Woods is not the sort of person you'd associate with children, fun, love, enjoyment and Christmas but surprisingly the racist bastard has topped Santa's gift list this year with a board game he designed. "I am amazed", s...
Representatives of the UK's major retail outlets gather this week for their annual toy fair at Birmingham's National Exhibition Centre. It's time to find out what will be the HOT 'must-have' toy to fill your sack this Christmas. The surprise succ...
Sales of an action figure of former Prime Minister Tony Blair are said to be the big hit of this Christmas, for children, and credit-crunch affected adults. The figure, which is fully posable, with shifting eyes, and a four phrase vocabulary of 'L...
The Iranian Foreign Trade Commission has banned the import and sale of Barbie Dolls within the country. Stating that this doll, one of the most popular and best selling toys in the world, was an evil influence on the Iranian people, the government s...
Scientists in Oklahoma have developed the world's biggest set of Spirographs for use by Elephants. The toy, which measures metres in length, and consists of a number of comedy oversized pens suspended in air for the peace loving animals to push a...
North Pole - A small but militant band of transgender Elves have taken over Santa's Workshop up at the North Pole. They are working overtime in to help indoctrinate your children with their skewed value system instead of yours. They have come up...
An articulated doll based on 'popular' TheSpoof.com master Mark Lowton is being released - defying critics and toy company executives initial reservations by easily reaching a pre-sale target...
East End cobbler Jimmy Choo has designed an extravagant range of footwear for the My Little Pony set of childrens toys.
American toy buyers are leaving China-made toys on the shelf. Fearful of having their children poisoned by the lead used in toys from China, many parents and children are making their own toys. Safer toys like homemade slingshots, pea shooters and...
1) You sent me ACTION MAN in the 1960s. (GI Joe in the US?) The greatest toys I ever had! i still have them.
Consumer safety groups are demanding the recall of the board of directors of Mattel Toys after it was revealed that the company's CEO's head fell off suddenly, revealing a sharp spike where his neck s...
South Korean dictator and sometimes porn star, Kim Jong il, joins the growing list of celebrities allowing their image to be used by toy companies.
In yet another massive recall of toys made in China the FDA today announced an immediate nationwide recall of all rubber duckies due to cancer causing yellow dye #247 which was used to give the adorable and much loved toy its attractive color.
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