Richard Cutis has accepted today that the original script for his latest film 'The Boat that Rocked' was based in part on the famous Below Decks stories published on the TheSpoof.com. He said that the concept of a mixed group of individuals thrown...
CARIBBEAN CORRESPONDENT - UNDER FIRE, PROVIDENCIALES, FRIDAY: Here in my dugout, with shells flying overhead, it is clear that the situation worsens by the hour. In the confusion of the Haïtian invasion, Sticky Micky slipped his shackles and fled to the Spanish Main(land), leaving his Proagressive National Piracy franchise in the unsure hands of Gilly Willy. As Dominican warships loom on...
Hollywoodland icon and archetypal English rose, Keira Knightley, was reportedly moved to tears by Captain Morse's ultimate instalment of the 'Below Decks' extravaganza, as championed on the magazine pages of TheSpoof.com, even though it rarely attrac...
Sombre scenes today here in Portsmouth as nautical veterans of a madcap adventure gathered together to commemorate the loss of the pirate ship HMS B*ggerall. Standing at the site of HMS Victory in the Royal Naval Dockyard, Michael Morse, a distant...
The ship's cook, that mangy scurvy seadog Skoob, slumped over the table, head in hands, looking terribly disturbed, which in truth was not an unfamiliar situation for him. Having battled with the French, navigated the red mist, turned out the most excellent leg of man (with Leeds United tattoos on the skin) Skoob was feeling rather like a man defeated. Upon entering the galley, Bosun McCarth...
Panic ensued today in Hollywoodland as rumours that the much vaunted TheSpoof.com magazine section story, 'Below Decks' was reputed to have run aground. Executive Producer/Director Matt Spielberg was reportedly in 'a blue funk', according to the w...
Portsmouth, Uk/ Guardian, Dining Out Section - Hundreds of Brits, known worldwide for having "no taste, Really," attended the opening at this maritime and historical port of the area's newest Pirate theme Restaurant and Pub. The brainchild for th...
Dateline, London, GMT, An angry exchange occurred today when Spoof.com so-called 'writer' Skoob1999 challenged thespoof.com heirarchy as to why Roy Turse and son, pioneers and leading lights of legendary pirate story 'Below Decks', and probably th...
Recap: One | Two | Three | Four | Five | Six | Seven | Eight | Nine | Ten | Eleven | Twelve | Thirteen | Fourteen | Fifteen | Sixteen | Seventeen "Doctor Nicholas!," commanded the Captain loudly from the Poop. "Here, Captain, " as the overworked Proctologist appeared on deck buttoning up his tongue depressor, " what do you command?" "It seems we have a valuable stowaway on board," said...
A bit of a mad volcanic eruption out there somewhere in the Pacific ocean was believed to have only missed the Spoof ship, HMS Buggerall by a matter of inches. There is reportedly no cause for concern, since Earl Grey has finally submitted his rib...
Recap: Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five | Chapter Six | Chapter Seven | Chapter Eight | Chapter Nine | Chapter Ten | Chapter Eleven | Chapter Twelve | Chapter Thirteen | Chapter Fourteen | Chapter Fifteen | Chapter Sixteen Recover from the celebrations? Some bloody chance. Earl Grey was in limbo. Somewhere between life and death. His head belonged to so...
Consternation in the UK this evening as details filter through that talentless Hollywood teen actors, Brenda Song, Rob Pattinson and Vanessa Hudgens have actually had the temerity to turn down parts in Steven Spielberg's upcoming pirate blockbuster m...
"The days of notorious pirate Sticky Micky are numbered", said Governor Whether-or-Not this week, "He has made his bed and must now lie in it." "Pirate Constitutions do not work, the only serve to make a few wealthy - their ill gotten gains must b...
Recap: Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five | Chapter Six | Chapter Seven | Chapter Eight | Chapter Nine | Chapter Ten | Chapter Eleven | Chapter Twelve | Chapter Thirteen | Chapter Fourteen | Chapter Fifteen Roy Turse gradually became aware of the rhythmic sound of creaking timbers and slapping water. The aroma of pitch, overlaid by the stuffiness of the...
In amazing scenes unwitnessed in the annals of British history (um, I think so anyway), Somali pirates have kidnapped the entire town of Greenodd in Cumbria and flown all the residents to Mogadishu, the Somalian capital. British police believe th...
Reports are beginning to circulate that the scurvy seadog Below Decks crew are to attempt an assault on Karakoram giant and second highest mountain in the world, K2. Although not quite as high as Everest, K2 is universally acknowledged as being th...
Recap: Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five | Chapter Six | Chapter Seven | Chapter Eight | Chapter Nine | Chapter Ten Several Months after the successful taking of the prize ship Madoff, surviving raging storms, an electrical outage, a becalming, the incessant pontifical sermons of the False Father, Birbee, the Buggerall suddenly finds itself in Dire Str...
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