Inspectors have raided 22 butchers shops across the city after an investigative report in The Pig Truth revealed how some are using red paint to give frozen beef a fresh look. Punk clothed officers from the Paint and Environmental Department colle...
From the streets of Kingston upon Thames near Argyll House yesterday, an amateur paparazzi captured Mr. Fanimal Peperami, a popular European meat snack mascot, in the act of stealing a motor bike. Not to be interrupted by the flash of the digital ca...
The largest kosher meat processor in the US has caught violating not only US labor and immigration laws but none other than Yahweh's commandments! The meat processing plant that claimed that it was answering to a higher power may have had a Rabbi sup...
As July 4th approaches and families across the country prepare for the annual cook-out, many find the steaks and bratworst have been eaten by the car! With budget busting gas prices, some shoppers are seeking cheaper meat alternatives like chick...
Ode to the Last Meat Ball: O, Meat Ball,...
Two men have invented a way to enhance human health and profit while doing so.
Reporting today from a remote village deep in the heart of Zambia.
Self publicizing bulimic Victoria Beckham claimed yesterday that she is, "fed up with being treated like a piece of meat".
In the wake of scientific studies linking red meat consumption during pregnancy to low sperm count in male offspring, there has been a enormous spike in the red meat intake of unmarried, pregnant women, especially those in their teens.
Many people may not know that meat has a sex life let alone reproduces. However, this has been confirmed, as the EU are now looking at cloned meat.
Boffins at Kentucky University in the United States of America (the USA), are recommending that instead of eating five helpings of fruit and veg a day, people should scoff five portions of fried chicken instead.
Washington, DC - The Food and Drug Administration today declared that cloned and other genetically modified livestock are "probably" fit for human consumption.
This Just In - (Again). And you thought meat only came from the Store wrapped in plastic.
Arkansas -- Tyson Foods today announced that the labeling of chicken parts as "white meat" and "dark meat" would come to an immediate end. The announcement came as the result of an agreement with the Department of Agriculture fol...
Today it was revealed that the UK cabinet is considering banning the tasteless meat substitute known as Quorn.
Lexington, KY Toothless, slavering, overall-wearing hillbillies demanding more free government issue possum meat have apparently detonated a large explosive device in Lexington, Kentucky.
Saint Paul, Minnesota David Brown, a local meat packer, claimed Thursday that he was the first to make the observation that when Arnold Schwarz...
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