Dublin - Hot on the heels of Gerry Adams and Ian Paisley agreeing to share power in Northern Ireland the Irish government offered another gesture of good will towards the English nation today when Irish Premier Bertie Ahearn offered to take Prince Ha...
The famous Spa water at the Pantiles Tunbridge Wells in the south of England has been found to contain lead as well as iron. People in Tunbridge Wells have been "Taking the waters" for centuries and it is only now that the lead cont...
The United States today offered British families of those affected the chance to see the now renowned "Cock Pit" video. The video came to light after four English troops died of shock during a prank set up by their American counterparts.
Salt Lake City, Ut - Officials here issued a statement that the words "Jihad" and "pigs" would no longer be allowed in the English language based on repeated complaints from a local father and his family.
Here is a list of some urgently required words for today's English Dictionary...
Buckingham Palace, London - (Associated Mess): Linguistics experts monitoring pronunciation changes in the English language have focused on the annual Queen's Xmas Message broadcasts and concluded that the old Mountbatten dumpling is sounding com...
Seemingly at odds with the extreme religious right, to whom he owes so much, President Bush on Saturday once more aired statements that seemed to indicate his continued reluctance to take a firm stand for Engish as the "official" language o...
In order to boost the number of pageviews on its failing website, online dictionary Wikipedia has purchased an English football team.
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Fat people are to be banned from entering, or enrolling at English schools.
The Modern Language Association announced today it has devised and will implement several major reforms to the idiosyncratic and often hard to memorize spellings of American's English words.
(Columbus, Ohio) - President Bush today told a group of supporters at a bus stop rally in Ohio, a key state in the upcoming presidential election, that he wasn't going to allow his challenger's superior command of the English language and the facts h...
In an operation code named "Seven Across," police made an early morning swoop on the London home of Professor Peter Glossop, the UKs number one authority on English literature. At a secret location in London, Police now have 36 hours to question Professor Glossop over the crossword clues that they are stumped with. A Police spokesman made the following statement earlier today from the puzzle...
David Beckham broke cover early this morning to put forward his reasons for the penalty miss that helped to send the English team crashing out of the European finals...
An english gentleman has claimed that he now "sells all the tea in China to China".
Abuse and misuse of the English language are now punishable by fines.
Vice-President Dick Cheney and former Vice-President Dan Quayle have been named as co-editors of the Oxford English Dictionary effective immediately.
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